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mrbadpun

44 M Highbury, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm thinking of getting a volunteer job in a dog rescue place so that I can find the perfect girl coming in to rescue a puppy and finding me too. Would that romantic or pathetic?

I love dogs and doing parkour. I can sleep all day if need be, and would rather stay up late than get up early. I’m spontaneously opinionated and unnecessarily outrageous just so people don’t get the idea that I’m shy just because they haven’t heard me speak. In general I’m more likely to whisper something unrepeatable to you than repeat something whispered to me. If it wasn’t for the fact that I can walk into a crowded room of strangers and make them laugh I’d be the strong silent type.

I’m a moral bastard, though far from judgemental or intolerant – I know it doesn’t make sense, but life can be hard and sometimes it’s hard to do the right thing. It’s when it isn’t that I get all judgy.

I’m kind of naively optimistic about what we might do while we live. I am basically gentle as a lamb inside and care a lot about what makes sense and what is right. I try things I haven’t tried before.

Previous achievements include: going up Kilimanjaro and through the Alps on foot, trying to learn Mandarin, going to Japan and Argentina snowboarding, going up the Amazon a bit (quite luxuriously - not Apocalypse Now style (I know that wasn't the Amazon)).

I'm not interested in football or big brother. I like to read (or rather, buy books). I snowboard, walk and own a bicycle (own, didn't say use). Sometimes I go walking with a tent.

My niece told me I was her favourite uncle the other day. I’m really proud of that.
I'm nice: people like me, respect me and fancy me (probably).
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking at the lights on the moon.

Or more specifically I've just started my own company, ergle.com, which is dedicated to finding the best way to work and creating the software which will make it easy to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I shouldn't mention this, but a colleague said to me, "I'm not sure you're entirely human. Sometimes I think you might be half cartoon."
I was doing an impression of a dog drinking from a hosepipe at the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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But feeling good was easy, Lord,
When Bobby sang the blues,
Feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee.

Plus I really like grapes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I just saw an ad for scientology on this site. That just might be something I can't do with; I might have to leave this site.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I really want to make actual proper friends with an elephant. I think that would be great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to breed tails back in to the human gene pool. I'd like a big waggy golden retriever tail, or a prehensile monkey tail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm against the recreational use of hats
You should message me if
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you are clever, funny, kind and pretty.

And you can handle the fact that I don't drink or go to gigs. This isn't because of any kind of crazy beliefs, just that neither are good for me. If all you want is a booze and festival buddy, I'm not for you.