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31 M Cambridge, United Kingdom

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm Simon, a wannabe hairy biker, with just the cooking ability and the bike missing!
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I recently threw in the towel after seven years of running my own business, I was selling tabletop gaming stuff and dice online. That was up in Yorkshire, but despite being wonderfully cheap, it's cold up there, the jobs are less interesting, and try as you might, you cannot find a quality sausage in a cooked breakfast, out and about. Bad!

So, I've just accepted a job at a small charity in Cambridge, who offer online education and social skills building for troubled kids. Starting off in a couple of weeks as an IT tech, but quite possibly moving into teaching in some form or another in the future!
I’m really good at
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Making fun of a boring situation. I'm also awesome at bartering, and absolutely love my car boot sales, charity shops and auctions. I like taking vaguely artistic photos, and should do more of it!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, the general viking'y look is a given, and then after a while I've been told I have a good sense of humour, and a nice dollop of intelligence. Oh yes, and enthusiasm. I can be overwhelming enthused about the right things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bookwise, pretty much anything by Bernard Cornwell or Tom Clancy is brilliant fun. I love The Hobbit, but never got into Lord of the Rings. Also Iain Banks has written some fantastic stuff, though I've never gotten into his sci-fi. I also read Bridget Jones Diary and the sequel, on a recommendation from my mum, which turned out to be quite valid! Currently reading through the Jack Ryan series from Tom Clancy, you might know Patriot Games, Hunt for Red October, that stuff.

Films, typical cheesy action films, preferably with comedic tones, pretty much anything sci-fi, and those slightly out of the box films, e.g. Goodbye Lenin is great. I do also have a soft spot for a good romantic comedy, oh and I've really liked almost anything South Korean I've seen!

TV, I love Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Yes Minister (the old one), Monty Python and plenty of other things. Oh yes, slick American stuff is good too, Game of Thrones, Suits, True Blood etc.

Music, I like a lot, mostly rock and metal, but also folk, and classical. At the moment I'm listening to a fair bit of germanic pagan'y folk metal for example! Rammstein, Nightwish, Neil Young, AC/DC, Seth Lakeman, Cat Stevens, Mumford & Sons, Kate Bush, MGMT, The Corries, and Depeche Mode, off the top of my head, but many, many more too.

Food, I was vegetarian growing up, and still haven't quite got over how awesome bacon and steak are. I am still really squeamish about seafood, I really don't like it when my food can watch me eat it! Definitely a fan of posh pubs, and more than willing to splash out on a lovely meal, but it had better taste good! Oh and red wine, delicious.
The six things I could never do without
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Given the right circumstances, I could quite happily live out in the middle of nowhere, or on an island, with nothing but food, warmth and cuddles :)

However, I'd definitely miss the joys of my interwebz, which I think is an amazingly undervalued invention, mostly squandered by those that use it.

So yeah, a desert island with food, warmth, cuddles AND broadband.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My plans to take over the world
My perfect partner, and why the smeg she hasn't found me yet
The future of mankind, and how we can make it better
What car to get next
Why the general public is so gullible
How politicians abuse that gullibility
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored, mostly :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a qualified mechanic, but completely useless at actually doing anything under the bonnet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have boobs and a sense of humour :)

Oh, and maybe think you might like me.