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mrbeardydude

31 M Cambridge, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hairy viking-esque geek. Into car boot sales, second hand shops, auctions, and wandering around new and preferably picturesque places. And I would say photography, but it's been far too long and I'd feel like a fraud for mentioning it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have just thrown in the towel after seven years of running my own business up north in Yorkshire. That was selling Dice, Warhammer, D&D and more online, VAT killed us. Still, seven years being my own boss, I can say I genuinely gave it a shot.

Despite being wonderfully cheap, it's cold up there, the jobs are less interesting, and try as you might, you cannot find a quality sausage in a cooked breakfast, out and about. Bad!

So, I've just started a job at a small charity back down south in Cambridge, who offer online education and social skills building for troubled kids. I am the resident IT geek, but it seems as if the job might grow to include some sort of teaching in future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Off the cuff, witty retorts
Debating. Well, I like it anyway.
Getting lost. I handle it very well.
Bartering.
Smiling in bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, the general viking'y look is a given, and then after a while I've been told I have a good sense of humour, and a nice dollop of intelligence. Oh yes, and enthusiasm. I can be overwhelming enthused about the right things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
I am shaped by books, as a child I read profusely. Not enough in adulthood, but working to remedy that. Give me a good reason and I'll read anything. My definition of a safe bet is something by Bernard Cornwell, Tom Clancy or Iain Banks. Love the hobbit, Lord of the Rings bored me. And I think everyone should read these books:

At least 1 by Enid Blyton
Desmond Morris - The Naked Ape
W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman - 1066 and all that
Douglas Adams - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Films
Cheesy action, preferably with comedic tones, pretty much anything sci-fi, and slightly out of the box films, e.g. Goodbye Lenin is great. I have a soft spot for a good romantic comedy, and I've liked almost anything South Korean that I've seen.

TV
Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Yes Minister (the old one), Monty Python and more. Slick American stuff like Game of Thrones (the cash is US at least), Suits, True Blood etc.

Music
Mostly rock and metal, also folk and classical. Flavour of the month is Germanic pagan folk metal. Rush, Rammstein, Nightwish, Neil Young, AC/DC, Seth Lakeman, Cat Stevens, Mumford & Sons, Kate Bush, The Corries, and Depeche Mode, off the top of my head, there are many more.

Food
Grew up vegetarian, I'm catching up on burgers and steaks. Bacon I think I've caught up with already. Squeamish about seafood, I don't like it when my food can watch me eat it. Posh pubs are great, more than willing to splash out on a lovely meal, but it had better taste good. Red wine, wheat beer, refreshing ciders, ice tea, fresh mint tea and chamomile too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, an amazingly undervalued invention, mostly squandered by those that use it.

Stories. To read, to watch, to listen, however they come.

Radio 4. I don't even turn off the archers anymore

Driving. More precisely, the sense of freedom it instills.

A modest of hoard of things I do not need. I'd love to be free of material possessions and invest everything into experiences instead, but I know it would leave a tiny hole deep inside

"There is naaoooo rule six"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the general public is so gullible
How people in power abuse that gullibility
If I ran the world, how I'd do it better
How can I run the world
That I should go and take beautiful photos.
Why I haven't gotten involved in any reenactment stuff. An excuse to wave a sword!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored, mostly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a qualified mechanic, but completely useless at actually doing anything under the bonnet.
You should message me if
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You have boobs and a sense of humour :)