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mrbloooize

58 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Assuming both individuals are relatively sane with no outstanding felony warrants, nothing is more critical in a relationship than chemistry. Regarding us having mutual interests, you must meet these stringent requirements...you enjoy food, music, intimacy, adventure, conversation, laughing and sunny days...no exceptions.

I am spontaneous, outgoing and laugh easily. I live in the moment, believe in the golden rule, nod fluently, give killer massages, open doors for women and find humor in most situations. My nature is cheerful and honest...lying and playing head games require more energy than I care to expend.

My ideal partner/best friend has a great sense of humor, doesn't sweat the small stuff and takes care of her slender/fit/yummy body. She knows that communication and intimacy play an equal part in a relationship. She has some free time on her shapely hands for walks/museums/holding hands/comedy clubs/hiking/watching sunsets/getaways/making mad, passionate love as often as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a very fortunate guy who's grateful to be living it.
Every day is a good day and my cup runneth over.
I’m really good at
Making people smile.
Hitting the gym hard 4x/week.
More than a few sports.
Conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shimmering halo and shapely behind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books...Salinger, Roth, Steinbeck, the classics....it's all good. I read the news daily.

Movies...The African Queen, In the Loop, Driving Miss Daisy, Local Hero, Groundhog Day, Office Space, Shawshank Redemption, Guy Ritchie/Coen Brothers/Tarantino, and most action/adventure movies.

Shows...Mad Men, Colbert Report, Suits, Justified, Elementary, Breaking Bad, Science/Discovery channels and the occasional cerebral show like the Big Bang Theory.

Music...top 40, classical, old jazz, world music, classic rock, techno, alternative, some rap. Plus, I move like Jagger.

Food...anything edible from anywhere in the world.
But nothing beats Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Family.
Books.
Music.
Belly laughs.
Passionate intimacy.
Teeth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All of the above...teeth, not so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home alone drinking cheap wine in the dark, mumbling to myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–58
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
no one else will chat with you.

If we hit it off cyberly, then a quick meet and greet over a glass of something to see if there's a mutual spark.

The look in the eyes, smile and tone of voice say it all...either that elusive chemistry is there or it isn't.