I would rather ride a bike for 20 miles than run for 2.
If I could do it over again, I would either be a chef or an astrophysicist.
Life’s too short to drink shitty beer.
On second thought, life’s just too short.
I could eat breakfast for every meal.
I don’t anger easily. Except when other drivers don’t use their turn signal.
I want to brush up on my French.
Live and let live.
People never cease to amaze me, in both good and bad ways.
Don’t you hate it when you’re out with all your friends and everyone is looking at their cell phones? Kinda makes me want to find new friends…
I’m relaxed when I’m working in my garage with the radio blasting and a beer in my hand.
I geek out when Space is mentioned. I wanna go there.
I played baseball for 12 years. I miss it.
I like hearing other people talk about their passion. Tell me about yours.
Someday, I want to own an Aston Martin and drive around wearing a tuxedo. Because class.
I also want to own a 1960s Jag E-type. Also because class.
Irony makes me laugh, and puns make me roll my eyes. Then laugh.
It is better to burn out than to fade away.
Soccer makes me more patriotic than any Toby Keith song ever could.
I giggled like a schoolgirl when I first played pond hockey. I was 26 years old.
I'm a car nut. It's not been officially diagnosed, but all the symptoms are there.
I want to go to the Kentucky Derby so I can wear a nice suit with a goofy hat, and drink mint juleps with ladies in sundresses wearing equally goofy hats. And to see the horse races.
I was raised in the South, so I love grits, college football, and am required by law to say "ma'am" (stereotypes wouldn't be stereotypes if they weren't true...).
Cooking is my favorite hobby.