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mrdarkavocado

26 M Bonsall, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a guy who enjoys spending time with friends and trying new things. Unless that new thing is an Indian dish because I hate curry.

Also, I have a really excellent butt. You can ask anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My ambitions are to become a naval pilot and to chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games. Reading. Listening. Piano. Making that weird water drop noise. Drinking coffee. Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They usually notice that I'm pretty much like you know just super great and stuff. Really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Welcome to Night Vale.

I read a lot of fantasy novels. The Magicians & The Magician King, A Song of Ice and Fire, His Dark Materials, LotR, Harry Potter, Mistborn, etc.

Tv? GAME OF THRONES! Also Firefly, Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, and Archer. Just got a new TV so slowly acquainting myself with my brother's Netflix account.

Music time. Despite being a classically trained pianist I don't listen to classical music really. But! Count me in for Tegan & Sarah, Imogen Heap, I Fight Dragons, MS MR, Florence + The Machine, Regina Spektor, Luke Bryan and much more...

Food: Sushi. Coffee. Beer. Wine. Cheese. Pasta. Anything that isn't curry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
COFFEE. The number of times I have tried to go without coffee is staggering. It never works though.

A good novel. I'm always reading something and love having a book with which to relax and retreat.

Stimulating conversation. This could encompass any number of things and is hard to describe. I live for it though.

I'm not certain that I NEED my computer but I would have to admit that it's practically my life.

Walks. I life to take long walks, especially if I've spent a lot of time indoors recently. IMO it's the best way to recharge besides books.

Good sex. This one is just, you know, a thing. And it's a good one (by definition).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it's like to be dead. I practice for about 8 hours everyday. I'm still not sure though...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days I work on Friday nights. But generally I spend a lot of time in. Reading, catching one of my tv shows, playing some Super Smash Bros. with my bros, or hitting the gym are typical activities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pretty much a nudist.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you want to paint me like one of your french girls.