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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:16am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty normal abnormal guy. I do the things that make me happy. There's typically either adventure or laziness on the horizon, depending on how the last week was spent.

I don't know exactly what I'm doing a lot of the time but I'm okay with that. I live.

I'm a corporate worker bee Monday through Friday during business hours. It is TERRIBLY exciting.

Things that occupy my time:
Tabletop games and board games
Music festivals
Playing guitar poorly
Whiskey and wine
Vidja games
BBQ and beers
Uncle adventures with the nieces and nephews
Watching far too many movies
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living? The usual: working, hanging out, partying, exploring, adventuring, lazing about, learning, reading, moving forward
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, bar room philosophy, computering, tying my shoes, enjoying myself in any situation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dark eyes and thick eyebrows, whatever I happen to be doing with my facial hair at that moment
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Terry Pratchett, Slaughterhouse Five, Hunter S Thompson, William Gibson, T.S. Eliot, Cormac McCarthy, Bernard Cornwell, The Dark Tower Series (and honestly way too much Stephen King)

Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Firefly, Spaced, The Peep Show, The Office, Doctor Who, The League, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Hemlock Grove, Hell on Wheels

Anything with zombies, Serenity, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jeux d'enfants, Shaun of the Dead, Garden State, The Strangers, Star Wars, Evil Dead, Snowpiercer

Tom Waits, Cartright, Gogol Bordello, Manchester Orchestra, Bad Books, Right Away, Great Captain!, Dropkick Murphy's, The Decemberists, The Mountain Goats, Cunto!, Man Man, Metric, The Submarines, Ty Segall, The Unicorns, Vampire Weekend, Big D & The Kids Table, Say Hi To Your Mom, Childish Gambino, The White Stripes, Kendrick Lamar, Wu-Tang Clan, Pavement, Vaporwaveeeeeeeee, FIDLAR, Opeth

I eat anything and everything especially if it has/had a face or is a kind of cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books to read
My guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This quote:
“Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends or sleeping or working or at a concert or camping or working on one of my temperamental cars
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nope. This is more an in person thing to ask than a question I'll answer on the internet.
You should message me if
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I recently had a pretty great unplanned trip. Went with the closest buddies and had an amazing time but realized after I came back that I am seriously lacking a person to share these stories with that wasn't already present for the trip.

I want to share stories and make stories. If you might be interested in taking up this role, I look forward to hearing from you.