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29 New Orleans, LA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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in the words of my former neighbor who ended up peacing out and owing his roommates 3000 dollars "I'm a really chill dude"
What I’m doing with my life
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Current plan is to party hard in New Orleans for the month of July (after having a nearly full time 9 to 5 job since last October) then go live in the woods in Tennessee for august, september and maybe october.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything because i'm a leo but i don't actually believe in astrology, but i definitely believe in myself. and you should too (believe in me)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short. People say I'm loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jurassic Park (the book), Jurassic Park (the movie) Jurassic Park, The Lost World (the book). Sphere is good too (the book).

Also, The Sound of Music.

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex. Other humans. Non sexual human touch is also nice. Cooking food for humans is fun. I also like dogs a fair deal but could probably live without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fact that if you drew a straight line between my nipples it would not be parallel to the floor.

the false promise of achieving happiness and enlightenment through the bohemian narrative. the overall tendency of humans to create false narratives (ie heterosexual love/family narrative, rags to riches narrative) and measure success via the lenses of said narratives. cognitive biases. the chemical processes in our brains which most people call emotions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i enjoy the music of skrillex and am currently taking other recommendations in the dubstep category of music.

i enjoyed the time i spent at the rainbow gathering and i want to go again, but I would not go if they have it in a location which they have specifically been asked by native people not to have it in.
You should message me if
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you want to invite me to poker night. I prefer tournament style hold 'em with 1-10 dollar buy in.