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mrjasen

28 New Orleans, LA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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in the words of my former neighbor who ended up peacing out and owing his roommates 3000 dollars "I'm a really chill dude"
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work full time at The Green Project.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything because i'm a leo but i don't actually believe in astrology, but i definitely believe in myself. and you should too (believe in me)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short. People say I'm loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jurassic Park (the book), Jurassic Park (the movie) Jurassic Park, The Lost World (the book). Sphere is good too (the book).

Also, The Sound of Music.

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, beer, spanish moss, tight pants, my bicycle, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fact that if you drew a straight line between my nipples it would not be parallel to the floor.

the false promise of achieving happiness and enlightenment through the bohemian narrative. the overall tendency of humans to create false narratives (ie heterosexual love/family narrative, rags to riches narrative) and measure success via the lenses of said narratives. cognitive biases. the chemical processes in our brains which most people call emotions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i really like skrillex. i don't understand why grimes is cool and skrillex is considered bro music. have you hipsters ever even listened to skrillex? i'm not joking.

i enjoyed the time i spent at the rainbow gathering and i want to go again.

i don't really give a shit about godard but I kind of liked Breathless.
You should message me if
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you want to invite me to poker night. I prefer tournament style hold 'em with 1-10 dollar buy in.