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28 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 24
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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in the words of my former neighbor who ended up peacing out and owing his roommates 3000 dollars "I'm a really chill dude"
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work full time at The Green Project.
I’m really good at
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reading (books); writing (really heartfelt cover letters and professional fucking resumes that get ignored); and 'rithmatic (counting other peoples' money at minimum wage cashier jobs)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short. People say I'm loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jurassic Park (the book), Jurassic Park (the movie) Jurassic Park, The Lost World (the book). Sphere is good too (the book).

Also, The Sound of Music.

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, beer, spanish moss, tight pants, my bicycle, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i'm gonna cook this goat leg i found in the dumpster

the false promise of achieving happiness and enlightenment through the bohemian narrative. the overall tendency of humans to create false narratives (ie heterosexual love/family narrative, rags to riches narrative) and measure success via the lenses of said narratives. cognitive biases. the chemical processes in our brains which most people call emotions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
recovering from a week of drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I listen to skrillex and i am generally a fan of the rainbow gathering.

i don't really give a shit about godard but I kind of liked Breathless.
You should message me if
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you want to invite me to poker night. I prefer tournament style hold 'em with 1-10 dollar buy in.