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27 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
cis gendered white man looking for love in all the queer spaces
What I’m doing with my life
trying to balance my unwavering and abundant hope and love for the human race with the harsh cynical reality that most people don't give a fuck about other people and they maybe only pretend to because they want to feel good about themselves and not look like sociopaths.
I’m really good at
reading (books); writing (really heartfelt cover letters and professional fucking resumes that get ignored); and 'rithmatic (counting other peoples' money at minimum wage cashier jobs)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. I am often garishly dressed and have facial hair. I smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jurassic Park (the book), Jurassic Park (the movie) Jurassic Park, The Lost World (the book). Sphere is good too (the book).

Also, The Sound of Music.

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, beer, spanish moss, tight pants, my bicycle, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Whether or not I drink too much.
2. The lines I'm starting to get in my forehead from making weird/angry faces constantly.
3. Why I feel the least sexually attracted to the most important people in my life.
4. What it means to be "Queer"
5. Whether or not anybody in the room is willing to hook up with me.
6. Why I can't get my moustache to make a good twirl on the ends.
On a typical Friday night I am
recovering from a week of drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a phobia of dish soap being in my food. As such I always rinse all my dishes before using them even if they seem clean, and I prefer eating off dishes that are just rinsed clean (punx). I consider the kitchen sink the most disgusting place in a home because it contains germs as well as poison soap. When I wash dishes with soap I spend inordinate amounts of time rinsing.

I also have developed a minor fear of starvation after attending the rainbow gathering. This is complicated by a poor appetite which is probably due to massive consumption of beer and coffee.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
don't fucking message me. this profile is just to give us a headstart if you see me IRL. i don't like using the internet honestly. it's my least favorite addiction.