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28 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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in the words of my former neighbor who ended up peacing out and owing his roommates 3000 dollars "I'm a really chill dude"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not so secretly wishing i had a career instead of all these punk points for not having a career
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading (books); writing (really heartfelt cover letters and professional fucking resumes that get ignored); and 'rithmatic (counting other peoples' money at minimum wage cashier jobs)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short. I am often garishly dressed and have facial hair. I smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jurassic Park (the book), Jurassic Park (the movie) Jurassic Park, The Lost World (the book). Sphere is good too (the book).

Also, The Sound of Music.

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, beer, spanish moss, tight pants, my bicycle, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i'm gonna cook this goat leg i found in the dumpster

the false promise of achieving happiness and enlightenment through the bohemian narrative. the overall tendency of humans to create false narratives (ie heterosexual love/family narrative, rags to riches narrative) and measure success via the lenses of said narratives. cognitive biases. the chemical processes in our brains which most people call emotions.

does my wardrobe contain too many jewel tones? are they bold and beautiful or just tacky and garish? should I switch to neutrals and blacks? does shopping in the children's section of the thrift store make me look like I stole my wardrobe from a kindergartner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
recovering from a week of drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes I listen to skrillex and i am generally a fan of the rainbow gathering
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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don't fucking message me. this profile is just to give us a headstart if you see me IRL. i don't like using the internet honestly. it's my least favorite addiction.