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mrjasen

27 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
in the words of my former neighbor who ended up peacing out and owing his roommates 3000 dollars "I'm a really chill dude"
What I’m doing with my life
I think I'm doing pretty good at this whole "life" thing. I haven't even died once! also, i just started a job as a dishwasher, so say hello to the continuance of a roof over my head and food on my plate! YOLO AMIRITE???
I’m really good at
reading (books); writing (really heartfelt cover letters and professional fucking resumes that get ignored); and 'rithmatic (counting other peoples' money at minimum wage cashier jobs)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. I am often garishly dressed and have facial hair. I smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jurassic Park (the book), Jurassic Park (the movie) Jurassic Park, The Lost World (the book). Sphere is good too (the book).

Also, The Sound of Music.

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, beer, spanish moss, tight pants, my bicycle, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the false promise of achieving happiness and enlightenment through the bohemian narrative. the overall tendency of humans to create false narratives (ie heterosexual love/family narrative, rags to riches narrative) and measure success via the lenses of said narratives. cognitive biases. the chemical processes in our brains which most people call emotions.
On a typical Friday night I am
recovering from a week of drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I also have developed a minor fear of starvation after attending the rainbow gathering. This is complicated by a poor appetite which is probably due to massive consumption of beer and coffee.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
don't fucking message me. this profile is just to give us a headstart if you see me IRL. i don't like using the internet honestly. it's my least favorite addiction.