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mrjoeyjoe88

26 M Anaheim, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I spend most of my time being awesome. What time ISN'T SPENT being awesome, I'm usually showering, washing off the days failures (Which is usually none, a side effect of the awesome.) THANK GOD I ALWAYS smell awesome. Whether that's from showering, or due to a lot of good genes, who knows. Also, I wear kick ass jeans. If you think you're awesome, you're probably not awesome

if you're doing more then one guido kissy face in your picture, then GET OUT (;

End sarcasm lol

I'm a passionate silly goofball who is a glass half full type of guy. Lifes short so I'm always enjoying it. I am ambitiously into many things from hiking to mma to being a movie bIuff to loving making people laugh. I am very extroverted, I enjoy attention and love to entertain. Chivalry isn't dead over here, I'm the chair pulling, door opening gentleman. Try me :p

I'm looking for a silly jovial lady who enjoys being alive, has a positive attitude, and is a bit classy, doesn't mind dressing in heels and make up but also can be like one of the boys and watch a football game or mma fight with me

FIRST DATE: The only thing you should be concerned about is that I'm awesome. First dates need to include a movie, in case one person doesn't like the other person (It's never me, I'm awesome). And it's gotta be a funny movie, so if I hate you, I can laugh at something besides your misfortune.

Also, the second date should always be a knife fight, while Michael Jackson's "Beat It" blares in the background. Because, how would I ever know if you could defend yourself if my awesome gang (the Sharks) ever get into a knife fight war with our rival, intercity gang (The Jets)? Huh? ANSWER ME THAT QUESTION
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What I’m doing with my life
I am currently a Life coach/mentor to a recovering addict at a sober ranch. I train MMA as well an dream of one day fighting in the UFC. MMA is my life. I will open my own MMA academy someday. Until then I enjoy my life a day a time, Everything else is just sprinkles on a sunadae
I’m really good at
Poetry
Writing
Public speaking
Cooking
Grilling
massage therapy
MMA
Memorizing things
Video games
Fishing singing / karaoke
Fake accents
Voice overs / imitations
Knowing random facts lol
Comedy clubs
Movies
Comic books
Board games
The beach
Hiking
The first things people usually notice about me
My size, my smile, my affinity for always smelling good, my straight pearly whites.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much, read a lot of comic books growing up, and graphic novels

All time fave shows are fresh prince, burn notice, i love lucy, the oc, and old school wwf. I'm currently watching the walking dead, arrow, the Ultimate fighter

Prefer action movies and chick flicks

Prefer old school rap and classic rock, but i like a lot of everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Prepping for the zombie apocalypse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the cunnilingus connoisseur!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You thought any of that BS was moderately funny, and have a slight urge to actually get to know the REAL me (: