Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please don't "Like" me if you aren't interested, that's getting
real old. Seriously, those are the kind of games kids play in
I have a great sense of humor, and love to make people laugh. Even
when mine seems lost, I will try to coax a smile out of you. I am a
hopeless romantic. I love giving little things for no reason, to
make you smile, or just show you I am thinking of you. I love to go
out, weather it be dinner, movies, shopping, or a concert.
Unfortunately at this time I have no one to do these things
The girl I'm looking for would be caring, sweet, like going out to
spend time together, or stay in. It would be also somewhat nice if
they are outgoing (meaning talkative). I'm kinda shy so it helps if
you like to talk (not that I don't). If you aren't serious about
meeting someone, or are just plain rude, and have a crappy attitude
about life, don't bother messaging me. Better yet, if you aren't
truly and avidly interested in meeting someone, then please don't
I would really like to meet someone interested and and active in
health and fitness. I try to eat as eat as healthy as I can
(although I don't look it). I can't even think about eating fast
food, blarg. To supplement meals I eat protein bars and real
fruit(banana, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, mango, and kiwi in
different combinations) protein smoothies (I just bought a
I need to put this on here, but I can't be around smokers, It
I used to work at a gym and got really serious into health and
working out. After my 9-10 hr shift I would work out for 5-6 hours
5 days a week. Sometimes more depending on how tired or pumped up I
was. Eating like a horse was part of my routine, eating 600grams of
protein a day was pretty normal and I was still losing weight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I was in a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a
military court for a crime I did not commit. I then escaped from a
maximum security facility to the Los Angeles underground. I am
still wanted by the government. I survive as a mercenary, If you
ever need someone, and no one can help. Maybe you could hire me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, being romantic and being a total goofball.
Making someone feel special and loved. I'm an expert at not getting
replies to my messages, and being ignored.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have clothes on. That I look about 10 years younger than I
actually am, it's a blessing and a curse. I've also been told by
several that I smell good. That I opened the door for people. That
i'm a good listener.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do actually like pretty much all music, I know everyone says that
but in my case it's true. I am a recording engineer so I listen to
everything for inspiration. The only kinds that aren't favorites
are twangy country and hardcore rap. Here is a short list of some
of my favorites.
Boyz II Men
Black Eyed Peas
Average White Band
Movies are another thing I love, all kinds, here are a few of my
favorites. I even like some girlie movies.
The Matrix Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Blade Trilogy
The House of Flying Daggers
The Time Travelers Wife
A Walk To Remember
The Resident Evil Movies
The Dark Knight
Howl's Moving Castle
My Neighbor Totoro
V for Vendetta
The Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Batteries not Included
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Malibu's Most Wanted
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Flight of the Phoenix
Any Pixar Movie
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Kung Fu Hustle
March of the Penguins
Enemy at the Gates
The Last Mimzy
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
The Forbidden Kingdom
Kung Fu Panda
City of Ember
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
The Men Who Stare At Goats
Land of the Lost
The Blind Side
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
The Adjustment Bureau
Red Riding Hood
The King's Speech
The Warriors Way
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
I read a lot of trade magazines related to music and recording,
here is a list of a few that I get.
Sound on Sound
Pro Sound News
Pro Audio Review
Front of House
Bruce Swedien "Make Mine Music"
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
I also read a lot about health and nutrition, my favorite magazine
is muscular development.
Favorite TV shows past and present.
Stargate, all three
Fast N' Loud
How its Made
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Once Upon a Time
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Top Gear UK
Inside West Coast Customs
Band Of Brothers
Pinky and the Brain
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Avatar; The Last Air Bender
I do still watch some cartoons, I find them relaxing, I love the
older Loony Toons, they don't make cartoons like that
I also Love food, I will try almost anything once, "almost" being
the operative word. I don't particularly like fast food, not enough
healthy options. I haven't eaten fast food in 6-8 months.
New Zealand Whey Protein
Lenny & Larry's Protein Muffins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What does the fox say?
What life would be like if The Brain(and Pinky) actually took over
What the airspeed velocity of a swallow is and if said swallow
could carry a coconut?
Or if it was a European or African swallow?
Who really let the dogs out?
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a
How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck
Did Gargamel want to eat the Smurfs, or turn them into gold?
How women have all the control(on dating sites), and are evil, and
never talk to me?*runs away crying*
Did Lionel Richie ever find who out if it was him they were looking
Did you know that
Before Nicolas Cage accepts a role, he consults a cartoon butt
somebody painted on the side of a dumpster near his house.
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to
save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say
you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has
been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon
pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He
might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just
say, "Think again, bat man."
Probably to a shark about the funniest thing there is is a wounded
seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's
By Jack Handy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored out of my mind. All my friends are married and have kids
(plural). That's why I'm on here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve
some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live
or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring
back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching
I have a oddly placed birthmark.
I like anime, like a lot.
When I was little I thought there were sharks in my closet.
I thought "Frozen" was a good movie and I've seen it more than
I am a paid member here.
You should message me if
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You have something more to say then "hi, or Hello" I gave you
plenty to start a conversation.
If you like to laugh
If you want somebody to treat you with respect
can be goofy at times
you like to shop, yeah, you heard me.
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