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mrjon32

36 M Oakland, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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OMG, what is it with girls, and yes when they act this way despite whatever age, they are girls not women. This is the third time that I have had a "match", I liked her she liked me, but within 5 mins she disables her account. WTF is that?

Sometimes I think girls use dating sites to get an ego boost and never really intend to go out with anyone from them. I have no proof to back that up, but what I've read on forums seems to support my theory.

I have a great sense of humor, and love to make people laugh. Even when mine seems lost, I will try to coax a smile out of you. I am a hopeless romantic. I love giving little things for no reason, to make you smile, or just show you I am thinking of you. I love to go out, weather it be dinner, movies, shopping, or a concert. Unfortunately at this time I have no one to do these things with.

The girl I'm looking for would be caring, sweet, like going out to spend time together, or stay in. It would be also somewhat nice if they are outgoing (meaning talkative). I'm kinda shy so it helps if you like to talk (not that I don't). If you aren't serious about meeting someone, or are just plain rude, and have a crappy attitude about life, don't bother messaging me. Better yet, if you aren't truly and avidly interested in meeting someone, then please don't play games.

I would really like to meet someone interested and and active in health and fitness(I would love to find someone to be a big influence in that). I try to eat as eat as healthy as I can (although I don't look it). I can't even think about eating fast food, blarg. To supplement meals I eat protein bars and real fruit(banana, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, mango, and kiwi in different combinations) protein smoothies (I just bought a Blendtec).

I need to put this on here, but I can't be around smokers, It causes headaches.

I used to work at a gym and got really serious into health and working out. After my 9-10 hr shift I would work out for 5-6 hours 5 days a week. Sometimes more depending on how tired or pumped up I was. Eating like a horse was part of my routine, eating 600grams of protein a day was pretty normal and I was still losing weight.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I was in a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I did not commit. I then escaped from a maximum security facility to the Los Angeles underground. I am still wanted by the government. I survive as a mercenary, If you ever need someone, and no one can help. Maybe you could hire me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, being romantic and being a total goofball. Making someone feel special and loved.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look about 10 years younger then I actually am, it's a blessing and a curse. I've also been told by several that I smell good. That I opened the door for them. That i'm a good listener.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music, Reading, Tolkien, Anime, Shopping, Concerts, Netflix, Hockey, Tattoos, Sleeping, Odd Sense of humor, japanese design, Movies, Used to own horses and a chicken, Played Baseball for 11 years, The Science Channel, Family Guy, MST3K, Driving to nowhere, Thai food, Weightlifting, Volvo, Cats, Making people smile, WRC, Loony Toons, Soul Eater, Mexican Food, Doctor Who, History Channel, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix

I do actually like pretty much all music, I know everyone says that but in my case it's true. I am a recording engineer so I listen to everything for inspiration. The only kinds that aren't favorites are twangy country and hardcore rap. Here is a short list of some of my favorites.

Michael Jackson
Brian McKnight
Boyz II Men
Maxwell
Metallica
Kansas
Steely Dan
Stevie Wonder
Black Eyed Peas
Babyface
Seal
Beck
Average White Band
Jamiroquai
Fatboy Slim
Barenaked Ladies
Paul Simon
Sting
Lenny Kravitz
Pink Floyd
The Corrs

Movies are another thing I love, all kinds, here are a few of my favorites.

The Matrix Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Blade Trilogy
The House of Flying Daggers
Fearless
Limitless
Kill Bill
The Time Travelers Wife
A Walk To Remember
The Resident Evil Movies
Hero
Hitch
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Inception
Star Wars
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
My Neighbor Totoro
V for Vendetta
The Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Batteries not Included
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Hellboy
Secret Window
Hidalgo
Schindler's List
Elf
Malibu's Most Wanted
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Willow
Flight of the Phoenix
Any Pixar Movie
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Kung Fu Hustle
The Island
March of the Penguins
Corpse Bride
The Man
The Illusionist
The Prestige
Enemy at the Gates
Nacho Libre
The Last Mimzy
Deja Vu
300
Immortals
Stardust
Neverwas
Enchanted
Sweeney Todd
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
The Forbidden Kingdom
Kung Fu Panda
Mamma Mia
Changeling
Inkheart
Watchmen
City of Ember
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
9
The Men Who Stare At Goats
Avatar
Coraline
Land of the Lost
Shutter Island
Wanted
The Blind Side
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Despicable Me
The Losers
Flyboys
The Adjustment Bureau
The Tourist
Sucker Punch
Red
Rango
Red Riding Hood
The King's Speech
The Warriors Way
Thor
Priest
Captain America
Green Lantern
Inglourious Basterds
Apollo 18
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Hugo
In Time
The Help

I read a lot of trade magazines related to music and recording, here is a list of a few that I get.

Sound on Sound
Mix
Pro Sound News
Pro Audio Review
Live Sound
Front of House
Voice Coil

Books
Bruce Swedien "Make Mine Music"
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
The Cronicles of Narnia

I also read a lot about health and nutrition, my favorite magazine is muscular development.

Favorite TV shows past and present.

Stargate, all three
Smallville
Fast N' Loud
How its Made
Arrow
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Doctor Who
Once Upon a Time
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
Venture Brothers
Futurama
Top Gear UK
Ghost Hunters
Destination Truth
Family Guy
American Dad
Cleveland Show
The Simpsons
American Pickers
Horsepower TV
Inside West Coast Customs
Deadliest Catch
Band Of Brothers
The Pacific
Pinky and the Brain
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Heroes
Avatar; The Last Air Bender
Grimm
Arrow
Supernatural
Covert Affairs

I do still watch some cartoons, I find them relaxing, I love the older Loony Toons, they don't make cartoons like that anymore.

I also Love food, I will try almost anything once, "almost" being the operative word. I don't particularly like fast food, not enough healthy options. I haven't eaten fast food in a year.

Thai
Mexican
Italian
Chinese
Mongolian BBQ
Japanese
Greek
Supreme Protein Bars
New Zealand Whey Protein
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat Spike, he rules.
iPod Touch
TARDIS
My Mom, she is like my best friend.
Music
Maybe You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why girls on here use the "like me" function and NEVER return messages, this isn't a "rating" site. Learn how to use a site before you get guys hopes up. This has happened 6 times now.

What does the fox say?

What life would be like if The Brain(and Pinky) actually took over the world?

What the airspeed velocity of a swallow is and if said swallow could carry a coconut?

Or if it was a European or African swallow?

Did Gargamel want to eat the Smurfs, or turn them into gold?

Did Lionel Richie ever find who out if it was him they were looking for?

Did you know that
Before Nicolas Cage accepts a role, he consults a cartoon butt somebody painted on the side of a dumpster near his house.

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

By Jack Handy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored out of my mind. All my friends are married and have kids (plural). Seriously, I have no single friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something more to say then "hi, or Hello" I gave you plenty to start a conversation.
You have a pulse?
If you like to laugh.
If you want somebody to treat you with respect
You can be goofy at times
You are outgoing
You like to shop, yeah, you heard me.
If this makes you laugh-->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE&feature=kp