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32 Oakland, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:30am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Anyone want to go shopping with me?

I would LOVE to find someone who is very interested in health and fitness. Not a requirement, but it would be nice.

I am A-list, so I can see if you "like me". That's how serious I am, I spent actual money on here.

I have a great sense of humor, and love to make people laugh. Even when mine seems lost, I will try to coax a smile out of you. I am a hopeless romantic. I love giving little things for no reason, to make you smile, or just show you I am thinking of you. I love to go out, weather it be dinner, movies, shopping, or a concert. Unfortunately at this time I have no one to do these things with.

The girl I'm looking for would be caring, sweet, like going out to spend time together, or stay in. It would be also somewhat nice if they are outgoing (meaning talkative). I'm kinda shy so it helps if you like to talk (not that I don't). If you aren't serious about meeting someone, or are just plain rude, and have a crappy attitude about life, don't bother messaging me.

I would really like to meet someone interested and and active in health and fitness(I would love to find someone to be a big influence in that). I try to eat as eat as healthy as I can (although I don't look it). I can't even think about eating fast food, blarg. To supplement meals I eat protein bars and real fruit(banana, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, mango, and kiwi in different combinations) protein smoothies (I just bought a Blendtec).

I need to put this on here, but I can't be around smokers, It causes headaches.

I used to work at a gym and got really serious into health and working out. After my 9-10 hr shift I would work out for 5-6 hours 5 days a week. Sometimes more depending on how tired or pumped up I was. Eating like a horse was part of my routine, eating 600grams of protein a day was pretty normal and I was still losing weight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I was in a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I did not commit. I then escaped from a maximum security facility to the Los Angeles underground. I am still wanted by the government. I survive as a mercenary, If you ever need someone, and no one can help. Maybe you could hire me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, being romantic and being a total goofball. Making someone feel special and loved. Listening, I will ask you about your day and actually care.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look about 10 years younger than I actually am, it's a blessing and a curse. I've also been told that I smell good. Other than that I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do actually like pretty much all music, I know everyone says that but in my case it's true. I am a recording engineer so I listen to everything for inspiration. The only kinds that aren't favorites are twangy country and hardcore rap. Here is a short list of some of my favorites.

Michael Jackson
Brian McKnight
Boyz II Men
Black Eyed Peas
Barenaked Ladies
Lenny Kravitz

Movies are another thing I love, all kinds, here are a few of my favorites.

The Matrix Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The House of Flying Daggers
Kill Bill
The Time Travelers Wife
A Walk To Remember
The Resident Evil Movies
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
My Neighbor Totoro
V for Vendetta
Lone Survivor
The Lego Movie
The Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Winters Tale
Malibu's Most Wanted
Any Pixar Movie
Kung Fu Hustle
Mamma Mia
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Despicable Me
Sucker Punch
Captain America
Inglourious Basterds

I read a lot of trade magazines related to music and recording, here is a list of a few that I get.

Sound on Sound
Pro Sound News
Pro Audio Review
Live Sound
Front of House
Voice Coil

Bruce Swedien "Make Mine Music"
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
The Chronicles of Narnia

I also read a lot about health and nutrition, my favorite magazine is muscular development.

Favorite TV shows past and present.

Stargate, all three
Fast N' Loud
How its Made
Attack on Titan
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Doctor Who
Once Upon a Time
Venture Brothers
Top Gear UK
Family Guy
American Dad
Band Of Brothers
The Pacific
Mystery Science Theater 3000

I also Love food, I will try almost anything once, "almost" being the operative word. I don't particularly like fast food, not enough healthy options. I haven't eaten fast food in a year.

Mongolian BBQ
Supreme Protein Bars
New Zealand Whey Protein
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPod Touch
Maybe You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What does the fox say?

What life would be like if The Brain(and Pinky) actually took over the world?

What the airspeed velocity of a swallow is and if said swallow could carry a coconut?

Or if it was a European or African swallow?

Did you know that
Before Nicolas Cage accepts a role, he consults a cartoon butt somebody painted on the side of a dumpster near his house.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

By Jack Handy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to dinner and getting some shopping done.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.

I sat on a rusty nail when I was young.
I have a oddly placed birthmark.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something more to say then "hi, or Hello" I gave you plenty to start a conversation.
You have a pulse?
You like to laugh.
You can be goofy at times.
You like to shop, yeah, you heard me.
You're awesome.

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