Is this, I ask myself, where I am going wrong? Is this why I have been on this site for three years yet had no meaningful contact with anyone?
Should I, rather than attempt to engage with a woman's personality and intellect, simply send her a message saying "hi love, here's a picture of my knob, now show us your tits."
Let me just lay this on the line now. I am not going to send you pictures of my knob.
You can beg.
You can plead.
You can offer me money.
Actually, come to think of it, that last one...
i feel I need to mention that I am somewhat intimacy averse, a characteristic i attribute to my borderline Asperger's personality. I am not here looking for sex.
No, really I'm not.
I'm not saying it could never happen; just not right now.
Stop it. Why are you looking at me that way...?