I am non-judgmental, friendly, and talkative.
My Self-Summary
i am talkative, friendly, and social. i have good communication
skills, and i am an excellent listener.
people tend to think i look like famous dudes with long hair....
Dave Grohl... Jack Sparrow... Kirk Hammett... Rob Zombie...
Jesus... Satan.... the list goes on and on. i assure you, i am not
any of those dudes.
i also often get told i look like i am stuck in the
90s, or the
80s, or the
70s, or the
60s. depends on my wardrobe that
day...
They dont have a category for exotic pets. what's up with that? i
love
FERRETS.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to keep my little
ferret Kiki alive a little bit longer.
I’m really good at
photography.
writing. teaching.
learning. creating. listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
all the
hair. the big
smile. all the jewelry. the odd clothing. the laughter. the little
albino
ferret peeking out from my hoodie.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a)
sci fi and
fantasy Heinlein,
Tolkien, Donaldson, Lewis, and
dystopias Orwell, Bradbury, etc b) sci
fi, fantasy, and anything else that makes me think c) my own d)
anything
vegetarian, italian and mexican are
faves
The six things I could never do without
1. oxygen 2. voidance 3. sleep 4. water 5. caloric intake 6.
sex
(these, of course, are the SIX BIOLOGICAL MOTIVATIONS that homo
sapiens cannot exist without. it seemed appropriate.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to get $790 for Kiki's cell line.
On a typical Friday night I am
on tour somewhere else in the world with one of my rock bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
OK so here is my take on OK Cupid. GREAT idea. really. in practice
however, here is what happens; the only person who matches me more
than the 80% range is ME. not sure what that means. that I am
strange, no doubt, but I already knew that. then.... the people in
the eighties... they all live on the other side of the planet. so i
settle for contacting people in the 60s and 70s who live within 12
parsecs... and none of those people ever talk to me. arent we
supposed to be instant friends or something? at least like.... 60
or 70 percent of the time right? NOT true. so, you people who
qualify as my high "ENEMY MATCHES"... expect to hear from me soon.
i am hoping this whole thing works in reverse. =D
You should message me if
you rock hard and take names. and you find me interesting. and you
have a reasonable BMI.
if you are a female that is A) as intelligent as i am or more, B)
as athletic as i am or more, and C) as creatively artistic as i am
or more, and D) you think i'm hot...
we're spending our lives together. too bad you don't exist.
and hey, if you hit two of the first three and (D), i'm still gonna
be pumped if you message me. =]