mrmainsqueeze
26 Ottawa, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a talkative, tall, loud and personable guy that values honesty. I'm working quite a bit to save up and go see the world (Europe and West Africa).

I like doing things with people, activities or nothing at all. I'll take a good conversation and a beverage before wanting something else; but a good book trumps a bad conversation. I am versed on many subjects and many activities and am willing to try about anything.

FRIEND EDIT:
I'm actually a friend of this guy - currently doing his profile with him: "K" is actually one my best friends and he is a really awesome human being. He is one of those guys that will always have your back no matter what situation you're in. He's a bit slow to open up to people but if you give him time he's fiercely loyal and I consider myself honored to have him a friend. You'd be lucky to meet him. He'll dance and drink you under the table and take care of you like a gentleman afterwards (he's done so for countless people). Really awesome cook and willing to try new foods - no matter how weird they are. Has no shame about wearing a kilt. Also, c'mon, he's goddamn handsome.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working at a 24h diner (I've probably seen you drunk) and a watch repair.
I’m really good at
- Dancing
- Making people feel at ease
- Bartending and cooking
- Talking and laughing
- I'm a farmboy, so basically everything associated with being a farmboy
The first things people usually notice about me
"Wow, cool name. You're tall!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wheel of Time series, Master and Commander series, Kurt Vonnegut, Atwood, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Waiting for Godot

Movies: Gladiator, V for Vendetta, Fifth Element, Man on Fire, Knight's Tale ... pretty much anything with Heath Ledger... Tarantino is also on there.

Shows: Archer, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Hell on Wheels, Weeds, Community, Dexter

Food: Everything. Meat with a side of meat, usually... with mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
1) My bed
2) Friends
3) A good book
4) Hugs
5) Humor
6) Happiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Attempting to understand people, myself, or the universe.... and weird meaningless things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Work and play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually have no shame. So just please ask me.
You should message me if
If you consider yourself funny and a good conversationalist.

And if you're open to new ideas.
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