Facts... I'm in my late twenties and I'm not sure how i feel about that yet. Like all millennial I spend a good portion of muy time questioning and subsequently regretting every decision I make, despite a small number of them being good decisions.
I pretend to know how to cook but really I just throw things in a pot, add some random combination of herbs and spices and hope for the best. Sometimes it's amazing and sometimes it's......
Anything else about me I will gladly talk about.
What I’m doing with my life
Now I'm doing the whole I'm an adult, young professional, pay my bills on time thing as a side gig. But the cartoon watching, old school video game playing, ramen eating man child is my full time role. Because...why not.
I’m really good at
Pretending I'm good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My serious case of resting bitch face... I'm nice I swear. I'm probably just thinking about something I hate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The go to's: Ishmael, The Road, Stranger in a Strangeland
Movies: Forest Gump, Running Scared, Color Purple, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City, Matrix trilogy
TV Shows: Whatever I feel like binging. Battlestar Galactica and Breaking Bad are up there,
The six things I could never do without
Books, bacon, booze, boys, barbells, and alliteration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tomorrow and how today will affect it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever I feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am shyer than most people think I am.
You should message me if
If you want to sir