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23 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 1:41pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Oh sorry. I guess that wasn't a good ice breaker.

...i'll be here all week.

I'm a nerd at heart and at body I guess. I mostly play video games but I do engage in other nerdy things such as reading comics, posting on multiple internet communities, knowing ins and outs of computers and most of technology today.

But don't get get me wrong. I do like doing things like going to movies, nature parks, beach, etc. I'm looking to do a lot of things. Like camping. Never been camping yet no one wants to take me. The struggle is real.

I also love sports. Mainly football and basketball. Huge Dolphins and Heat fan. If you are a patriots/jets/bills fan, we are mortal enemies destined to fight for eternity.

I love sarcasm. Most times, it goes over people's heads. Which is cool. I mean, who doesn't love awkward moments right? That was a test. If you don't understand what happened, you failed.

I'm overall a nice guy, even when I don't want to be. Now I know what you're thinking. "Evan what about that myth that nice guys finish last?" I'm glad you asked. You see, the term has been confused with the term "pushover". I am not, nor will ever be a pushover. I just believe doing good things for people, good or bad, will come back to you in a great way.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently going to school for electrical power technology. Looking to graduate by 2016 all while looking for a full time job along the way. Working in retail while living with parents until that happens.

It should be noted that I go to school in Palm Beach Gardens but I live in Plantation. Yes, I do make that drive every time. So whether you're in the Palm Beach Gardens area or Plantation area, I'm your guy.

Trying to learn spanish. (for the last 5 years) and failing miserably.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an imaginary 3rd degree black belt, a self proclaimed psychic, and a theoretical short story writer.

I can also play the piano fairly well and fix computers. If you have any computer issues, let me know. I accept only cookies as payment.

I'm a big Dolphins fan and I support them even if they suck horrendously. MIAMI DOLPHINS #1
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my amazing blue eyes and my long flowing blonde hair. what else would they notice?

....lips. glasses. height. weight. take your pick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit."

-Detective Rust Cohle

Unfortunately I don't read as much as I would like. Favorite book is a book I read back in high school Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

Movies: Inception, The Dark Knight, Back to the Future Trilogy, The Prestige and so much more.

Tv shows: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Parks And Rec, Seinfeld, Justified, Star Trek, Agents of Shield, etc.

It should be noted that I do watch anime. And I watch a lot of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my PS3/PS4
-my car
-my phone
-food, for without which I would collapse into myself like a dying star.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
commercial ideas. seriously, i should be a millionaire by now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
running a marathon while giving food to the poor while simultaneously adopting every puppy in the tri-county area.

or working. or going to the movies. or playing video games. or whatever I feel like doing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not know how to ride a bike. Yes, yes, laugh it up. But one day I will learn

also, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
You should message me if
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-you think you can beat me in general knowledge on Quizup

-you want someone who you can have a whole lot of fun with

-you're into corny jokes

-you like the Miami dolphins or Heat

-you know and like the Kingdom Hearts series

-you just need someone to talk to

-you just find me, at the least, interesting.

DON'T BE SHY. Seriously, I'm not going ignore your message because you couldn't come up with some soliloquy to rival Shakespeare. Just saying hi is enough.

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