First thing you should know: I know Captain Kirk’s middle name. It is not important if you know it.
I can do my own laundry. On an unrelated note, I have a lot of pink underwear.
I like to keep in shape so I work out as much as I can, mostly weight training. Don’t worry I’m not some muscle A-Hole, I just want to carry you to the bedroom without stopping every three seconds for a breather.
I play guitar and bass guitar, so I’m good with my fingers (just sayin...) “omg will he sing me love songs” No I will not. Unless you’re the kind of freaky chick who likes being serenaded by somebody whose singing voice can be described as “Keith Richards like”
People say I look like a celebrity, I’ll give you $500 if you guess which one. Please don’t get angry if the $500 looks like Monopoly money, I assure you it’s legal tender.
All levity aside I’m just looking for a good, fun, woman to spend my time with. I have no preconceived notions or expectations, I like to just see where things go and take it a day at a time. I hope you made it through this profile, silly as it is, and if you did you’re a patient (and possibly demented) person and really that’s all I can ask for.