Oh hey there, so this is where I’m supposed to type the all exciting list of THINGS ABOUT ME! Right now I am working for a leading auction company in the GTA. It’s a fun job with a lot of interesting people, some of them stranger than others. As you can see in my profile picture, we get to play with weapons sometimes. Though I’m sure if somebody wielded a sword at me I’d probably just curl up in the fetal position and cry for mommy. Wait I shouldn’t have said that.
But that’s why I take Aikido. Aiwhatwho? Its a martial art that has less emphasis on beating the crap out of your opponent and more on blending with their energy and momentum to subdue them with little harm. At least that’s what the brochure said, but it doesn’t feel that way when a 5th degree black belt throws you to the mat! But I love it, it brings a sense of discipline and confidence and is very impressive. Currently I am an Orange Belt, which is the third belt you earn. Also Steven Segal does it. Yea ok not a selling point.
I play guitar and bass guitar, so I’m good with my fingers (cough, sorry…) “omg will he sing me love songs” No I will not. Unless you’re the kind of freaky chick who likes being serenaded by somebody whose singing voice can be described as “Keith Richards like”. In which case I love you.
Also I have a slight nerd streak in me and I like nerdy women. I also like women who are strong and confident and who are not afraid to bust someones balls and also have theirs busted too. There's a time and place for seriousness, but life is meant to be enjoyed, not grumbled over.
I hope you made it through this profile, silly as it is, and if you did you’re a patient (and possibly demented) person and really that’s all I can ask for.