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mrmusicman2u

33 M Burlington, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I suppose this is where I type that boring list or paragraph or whatever people do to get your attention. So sit back, pull out your favorite french tickler and bottle of whiskey because this is gonna be a rough ride through the LIST OF THINGS ABOUT ME.

First thing you should know: I know Captain Kirk’s middle name. It is not important if you know it.

I can do my own laundry. On an unrelated note, I have a lot of pink underwear.

I like to keep in shape so I work out as much as I can, mostly weight training. Don’t worry I’m not some muscle A-Hole, I just want to carry you to the bedroom without stopping every three seconds for a breather.

I play guitar and bass guitar, so I’m good with my fingers (just sayin...) “omg will he sing me love songs” No I will not. Unless you’re the kind of freaky chick who likes being serenaded by somebody whose singing voice can be described as “Keith Richards like”

People say I look like a celebrity, I’ll give you $500 if you guess which one. Please don’t get angry if the $500 looks like Monopoly money, I assure you it’s legal tender.

All levity aside I’m just looking for a good, fun, woman to spend my time with. I have no preconceived notions or expectations, I like to just see where things go and take it a day at a time. I hope you made it through this profile, silly as it is, and if you did you’re a patient (and possibly demented) person and really that’s all I can ask for.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the man.
I’m really good at
Do you like your men with a sense of humor? Of course you do because you are all looking for a man with a sense of humor. One of my hobbies is Stand Up Comedy. Seriously. What could be more fun than going on stage in front of a group of strangers and telling them your views on the world while making them laugh. (don’t worry my live act is much funnier than this profile.

Have you recently bought something from Ikea but you don’t know how to build it. Maybe your computer crashed, what about all those cables that came with your HDTV, where the hell do they go!? I’ll fix them all up for you die trying. I can be your free 24 hour tech support, because when something breaks I’m too cheap to call for help. I’ll just learn how to fix it myself which is good on the self-reliance standpoint, bad on the broken technology gives me a headache standpoint.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno, I'm sadly not a mind reader.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For music my favorites are: Arcade Fire, U2, Rush, Pink Floyd, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, P.J. Harvey, Neil Young. I'm open to any kind of music as long as it's honest and not phony. Ok I don't listen to rap or country, but I won't dismiss the an entire genre of music just because I don't enjoy it.

TV: Six Feet Under, Dexter, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, first 10 years of the Simpsons, South Park, Boardwalk Empire, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch (pretty much anything on Discovery Channel)

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Memento, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Life of Brian, Empire Strikes Back, Blade Runner, Lord Of The Rings, Full Metal Jacket, Inglorious Basterds, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spinal Tap, The Dark Night, Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn, American Beauty,
The six things I could never do without
Good Friends
Laptop
Music
Comedy
My Gym
A Paycheck
A Good Night's Sleep (ok that's seven things, sue me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mining our strange culture for jokes. Question: Do you think Justin Bieber getting pegged with a water bottle was funny? Me too! Great minds think alike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Throwing water bottles at Justin Beiber (got I hate him)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Lady Gaga album, which really goes against my general taste in music. Feel free to laugh, everybody's got a guilty pleasure. What's yours?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating