mrmutton
27 Gainesville, FL
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My self-summary
I wear my scars like rings on a pimp. I live my life like the captain of a sinking ship.

They call me Justin.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved back to Gainesville, job hunting like a motherfucker.

Really want to own a food truck.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Saying things I shouldn't.
Making salsa.
Growing jalapenos.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gauges. 9/16
My apparently unique laugh.
My random tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC:
Atmosphere, Harry Nilsson, Dirty Heads, deM Atlas, SonReal, Slightly Stoopid, Eminem, Cake. It really depends on my mood, I love all music.
MOVIES:
Horror Movies, B rated Horror, The Pooghkeepsie Tapes, Random Acts of Violence, A Beautiful Mind, The Darjeeling Limited, The Boondock Saints 1 & 2, Man On Fire, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Mad Max, Righteous Kill, American History X, Anything Bill Murray, Wes Anderson, Netflix etc.
TV:
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Peaky Blinders, Peep Show, Archer, X-Files, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Bob's Burgers, The Walking Dead, Dexter, The League, Ancient Aliens, COPS, House of Cards, Lillyhammer, The Following, Unsolved Mysteries (with Robert Stack)
BOOKS:
Conspiracy Theories, Historical Fiction, John Grisham, Godel Escher Bach, The Historian, Monster of Florence, The Rembrandt Affair, Medicus, Volk's Game, In God's Name, Daniel Silva, Denis Lehane
The six things I could never do without
My sisters
Laughing
Intellectual conversation
Texas Pete Hot Sauce
My American Bulldog, PacMan

Honorable Mentions:
Estate Sales
My art collection
SpaghettiOs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absurdly random things. I enjoy picking out random people in public and making up fascinating stories about their past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting wet and making party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every time I yawn my eyes water, and people always think I'm crying haha.
You should message me if
You're exceptionally interesting and love to laugh. I have no interest in talking with someone who's shallow, I like people who can take a joke and dish one out. I like a challenge.
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