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27 Gainesville, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I wear my scars like rings on a pimp. I live my life like the captain of a sinking ship.

I had my left foot amputated due to a severe staph infection that nearly killed me. I currently have a pretty sexy prosthetic, I'm basically RoboCop, but if that's something that freaks you out then it sucks to be you.

They call me Justin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved back to Gainesville, job hunting like a motherfucker.

Really want to own a food truck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Saying things I shouldn't.
Making salsa.
Growing jalapenos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gauges. I get "did they hurt", "how big are they" all the time. 9/16th by the way.
My apparently unique laugh.
My random tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Atmosphere, Harry Nilsson, Lil Dicky, SonReal, Slightyly Stupid, Eminem, Cake. It really depends on my mood, I love all music.
Horror Movies, B rated Horror, The Pooghkeepsie Tapes, Random Acts of Violence, A Beautiful Mind, The Darjeeling Limited, The Boondock Saints 1 & 2, Man On Fire, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Mad Max, Righteous Kill, American History X, Anything Bill Murray, Wes Anderson, Netflix etc.
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Peaky Blinders, Peep Show, Archer, X-Files, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Bob's Burgers, The Walking Dead, Dexter, The League, Ancient Aliens, COPS, House of Cards, Lillyhammer, The Following, Unsolved Mysteries (with Robert Stack)
Conspiracy Theories, Historical Fiction, John Grisham, Godel Escher Bach, The Historian, Monster of Florence, The Rembrandt Affair, Medicus, Volk's Game, In God's Name, Daniel Silva, Denis Lehane
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sisters
Intellectual conversation
My prosthetic leg
Texas Pete Hot Sauce
My American Bulldog, PacMan

Honorable Mentions:
Estate Sales
My art collection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Absurdly random things. I enjoy picking out random people in public and making up fascinating stories about their past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy random and spontaneous events. I try to make every Friday more exciting than the one before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I yawn my eyes water, and people always think I'm crying haha.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're exceptionally interesting and love to laugh. I have no interest in talking with someone who's shallow, I like people who can take a joke and dish one out. I like a challenge.