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mrmutton

25 M Archer, FL

My Details

Last Online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I wear my scars like rings on a pimp. I live my life like the captain of a sinking ship.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly paying my way through school and working.
I manage a hair salon because it's a job.
Really want to start a pizza truck with my brother.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Saying things I shouldn't.
Making salsa.
Growing jalapenos.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gauges. I get "did they hurt", "how big are they" all the time.
My smile and blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC:
Atmosphere, Harry Nilsson, Lil Dicky, Joelle Ortiz, Slightyly Stupid, Eminem, Cake, & any music that can both relax me and pump me up.
MOVIES:
Horror Movies, B rated Horror, The Pooghkeepsie Tapes, Random Acts of Violence, A Beautiful Mind, The Darjeeling Limited, The Boondock Saints 1 & 2, Man On Fire, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Mad Max, Righteous Kill, American History X, Anything Bill Murray, Wes Anderson, Netflix etc.
TV:
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Archer, X-Files, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Bob's Burgers, The Walking Dead, Dexter, The League, Ancient Aliens, COPS, House of Cards, Lillyhammer, The Following, Unsolved Mysteries (with Robert Stack)
BOOKS:
Conspiracy Theories, Historical Fiction, John Grisham, Godel Escher Bach, The Historian, Monster of Florence, The Rembrandt Affair, Medicus, Volk's Game, In God's Name
The six things I could never do without
Laughing
Intellectual conversation
Grilled cheese sandwiches (Mine are world famous)
Coffee
Texas Pete Hot Sauce
My American Bulldog, PacMan

Honorable Mentions:
Thrift Stores
Estate Sales
My weird art collection
SpaghettiOs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absurdly random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever that Friday takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some friends and I stumbled upon a KKK meeting (burning crosses and all) in the Texas wilderness while looking for a good place to get drunk.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
That's something you're interested in doing.