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mrmutton

26 Archer, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I wear my scars like rings on a pimp. I live my life like the captain of a sinking ship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly paying my way through school and working.
I manage a hair salon because it's a job.
Really want to start a pizza truck with my brother.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Saying things I shouldn't.
Making salsa.
Growing jalapenos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gauges. I get "did they hurt", "how big are they" all the time.
My smile and blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC:
Atmosphere, Harry Nilsson, Lil Dicky, Joelle Ortiz, Slightyly Stupid, Eminem, Cake, & any music that can both relax me and pump me up.
MOVIES:
Horror Movies, B rated Horror, The Pooghkeepsie Tapes, Random Acts of Violence, A Beautiful Mind, The Darjeeling Limited, The Boondock Saints 1 & 2, Man On Fire, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Mad Max, Righteous Kill, American History X, Anything Bill Murray, Wes Anderson, Netflix etc.
TV:
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Archer, X-Files, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Bob's Burgers, The Walking Dead, Dexter, The League, Ancient Aliens, COPS, House of Cards, Lillyhammer, The Following, Unsolved Mysteries (with Robert Stack)
BOOKS:
Conspiracy Theories, Historical Fiction, John Grisham, Godel Escher Bach, The Historian, Monster of Florence, The Rembrandt Affair, Medicus, Volk's Game, In God's Name
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughing
Intellectual conversation
Grilled cheese sandwiches (Mine are world famous)
Coffee
Texas Pete Hot Sauce
My American Bulldog, PacMan

Honorable Mentions:
Thrift Stores
Estate Sales
My weird art collection
SpaghettiOs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Absurdly random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever that Friday takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some friends and I stumbled upon a KKK meeting (burning crosses and all) in the Texas wilderness while looking for a good place to get drunk.
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