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mrmxyzptlk

39 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a geek. Sci-Fi, gamer, anime conventions are like going home to me. I love card and board games of all shapes and sizes. I'm usually caught with either a philosophy book or a Batman comic in my hand, unless I'm playing Sudoku on my cel. I'm child-free and proud. I am drawn to people who are more open-minded in both their religious beliefs and their sexuality.

I have a horribly low tolerance for lies, deception, and/or b#llsh!t. If you are just here for emotional games, please move on.

I am witty, honest, and open-minded
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have college degrees I don't use. My passion is music and I'm serious about getting a band together, playing, and recording. I'm looking for that special someone(s) who will complete me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar, quoting the most useless trivia, giving foot massages, entertaining a crowd, imitating Muppet voices, heckling... and I'm a good driver. Definitely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm unfortunately starting to show baldness. Well, that's what the people taller than me notice. The ones shorter than me notice my amazing taste in belts. J/K

The people that don't cross to the other side of the street tend to comment on my sense of humor, or my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Anything by Douglas Adams, Dan Brown, or Neale Donald Walsch. Terry Pratchett's Discworld books and Piers Anthony's Xanth novels are good. I love reading about religion/philosphy. I also like comic books, especially DC featuring Mr. Mxyzptlk or Lobo.

(b) Mystery Men. Or anything with stupid super-heroes in it. Kevin Smith movies. Bruce Willis action films. Mostly comedies, as long as they aren't too stupid.

(c) Not big into TV right now. Do watch: Two Broke Girls, The Big Bang Theory, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls (Yes I watch cartoons and I'm proud of it!)

(d) My favorite type of music is late 60's/early 70's "bubblegum" rock, but I listen to pretty much everything (except really twangy country or really vulgar rap). My favorite bands/artists include: They Might Be Giants, Cake, the Cure, Uncle Kracker, Queen, Phish, Steve Miller Band, the murmurs, Avril Lavigne, The Grass Roots, Must Be Tuesday

(e) Ah hell, I just love to eat. I guess my favorites are seafood and Chinese. I have a weakness for cheesecake, and really good flavors of ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My mind
2. Access to a guitar
3. Cuddling
4. Dr. Pepper/similar-flavored copies
5. Someone to talk to
6. My pet Russian tortoise, Reggie... even though he's lazy, anti-social, and kind of a derp
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion/philosophy. Love. Lyrics to themes from Saturday morning cartoons of the 80's. Sex (C'mon, who doesn't?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At karaoke. Wondering why the girl I thought was most attractive went home with the girl I thought was second.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cannot possibly get anyone pregnant.
You should message me if
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You want to know more about me. You have extra toes. You have nothing better to do. You like to (open-mindedly) discuss religion/philosophy. You're a drummer. You need a friend who's a good listener. You have any scars or tattoos you wanna show off.