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26 San Diego, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My girl Umberial and I are looking for people to watch MST3K and drink whiskey while playing munchkin naked.
Well not all of that at the same time, or even all of that at all. Unless you want to, cause that's cool too.

We made a couples profile if you have any interest in reading that kind of thing. DarthSquish

Maybe a game of drunken super smash? I warn you, if you challenge me, you'll probably win. Yeah. So be warned.

~~~~~~~~~And now, the weather~~~~~~~~~
This is the time of night when the moonlight shines down and we can reveal who we truly are
Within the darkest most depraved
Of joys

If your afraid to say
But you'd like to try
Just give me the safe word and take your hand
And smack me in the mouth , my love

I'm about 5'8 to 5'10 depending.
White mut.
Brown hair.
Blue/green eyes.
Never liked an idea for a tattoo long enough to get one, but maybe later.

I've lived in SD for all my life, minus three years of madness. Don't really plan on moving to far away. Other than really really far away. (talking different country)
I really enjoy music, I don't discriminate against genre, style, or language. If I like it, I like it, unless I don't.
Lately I've been enjoying the penetration of my ears by: Grum, St Vincent, bit off Tool, Tom Waits, Nick Cave.
And of course WtNV and TTAH. Beyond Belief keeps me breathing

I love movies. I really do. I want to maybe be a director or something, or a starving artist, or a beach-bum surfer..I just can't decide! Perhaps I'll just split our dimension into a series of muli-verses where I live out all of those dreams at the same time....

I wish I could write but I fear I just don't have the right mind for it. So, as you can tell, I am not a writer. I'll attempt to write something but it just turns into a big list of things...
Any questions?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm happily mated with a beautiful girl I met on here. We just passed our two year a few months ago.

I've been trying my best to find time to play all the games I spent way to much on during the past two steam summer sales.... I've said it once, and I'll say it again, I am a weak man.

I'm trying to find what I want to do with the rest of my life. I'm going back to school, but I cant figure out what for...maybe business or engineering. I do like the idea of maybe getting back into photography and/or Film.. I don't standards are to high for myself most times.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having good cinematic scenes in my mind, but completely fail to write them down or use them for anything before they fade away into the past.

Also customer service. Like whoa, I'll sell you some bacon and you'll need a cigarette afterwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to say my hair, but I got a dramatic haircut a few months back so I think I'm going to go with...eyes.
They are a lovely bluish greenish something.

Although, my hair will always be pretty fab.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have enjoyed most everything I've read by Lovecraft, Giaman and Clive Barker.
I just recently accidently spent $45 at a used bookstore I was walking past after getting sushi... I am a weak man.

For movies..well..errm..
I watch a lot and enjoy a good amount of them. Far to many to list...oh, lets just see whats on my quick access shelf for frequent viewings.
Both Waynes Worlds
Everything by Wes Anderson
Almost all things Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, David Lynch, and Lars Von Trier.
Shawn of the dead and Hot Fuzz,
Cabin Boy,
Princess Bride,
Battlefield Baseball,
The Super Mario Bros live action movie. oh yes.

I've fallen out of most TV shows..but there are a few I try to catch up on now and then.
Doctor Who
Modern Family
The Late Late Show
Bob's Burgers
Umm..a handful of more I think..
Oh, and MST3K even though..yeah.

Now music..that would be a lot like Movies. Far to much to list.
If you want to know, just ask, It'll probably be a yes.
[I'll probably list something later, when I don't have to pass out for work in the morning]

Now food...Yes, food.
I love good food, I want to travel the world and eat anything and everything that gets in my way.
but that is rather unlikely at this juncture.
So I'll have to say Mexican and Japanese are at the top I think. Oh, and Pho and Banh Mis. nom. And Thai and good Italian... The list Always grows..
But I'll try anything at least three times.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh god..I'm just everywhere at all times.
But thoughts with frequencies I've taken note include:
Where to eat next,
What I would do if ______.,
Where I can get my next fix(of exciting new Japanese food),
What's the best price I can get for ____,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I wouldn't doubt that I'll be mopping at work. I'm a closer 2 nights a week, and open the other two. Working 5 random days a week, so it's a bit hard to plan around that.

But if by some chance the fates over looked me, I would love to be wondering the cliffs in OB, or enjoying horrible movies with friends and playing some kind of game, like munchkin or Fluxx or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a little birthmark..somewhere..lower.

But no, I'm a really open person these days. Just ask and I'll tell in most cases. If I want you to know, of course.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have any interest in anything I've said, or want to have a three way, or make some brownies and get drunk. I'm pretty open to anything.

But really, I (and she) are always looking for friends to hang out/get drunk/fool around with/lose games to.
So come on down!