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27 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 15
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I tend to be close to the extremes of quiet and garrulous. In a group of strangers I'm always waiting for a moment to jump in the conversation with a joke (Hand to God it's rarely, if ever, awkward. Bring me around friends!) but if those strangers are boring then I've got nothing to say so I'm quiet. If I'm in a group of friends then I'm usually shootin' off all kinds of bullshit, but still sometimes can be quiet.

My humor is about a 60/40 split between deadpan and absurdist. Also, the more I consider you my friend the more I will bust your balls. Comedy is all I've got; I'm out of shape and bad at approaching women so please for the love of God don't be funnier than me.

My life has become routine (with friends that I love) but I wanna mix it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On that retail grind
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look incredibly average.

I have brown eyes and brown hair and I'm above 6 ft. Several friends have said "Fisher, I met a guy who looks just like you!"
Another friend once texted "dude I just saw you on Reddit today". There was a picture of a guy who looked roughly 98% like me. I had to point out to him that it wasn't me.

Also, my name is Michael Fisher. There was an unrelated Mike Fisher a year ahead of me in grade school. A Michael Fisher ran for Gov. of PA in the 90s. There's a Michael Fisher who plays in the NHL and married Carrie Underwood.

but I promise I'm interesting
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yo, for real tho Harry Potter. (that's a joke but only in vocabulary [vocabularily?] because I do like Harry Potter)

I like a good bit of classic rock, hip-hop, some current pop songs here and there, and I have a strong appreciation for my 90s alt-rock nostalgia so in other words I'm another white person. All time favorites are: Bowie, Talking Heads, Wu Tang, Warren Zevon. I honestly didn't pay attention to music until I was about 20.

Brooklyn 99, Parks and Rec, SNL, South Park, Key and Peele, American Horror Story, Once Upon a Time (I only have one other male friend that watches this so that means I'm sensitive but not too sensitive and that makes me more interesting), Bob's Burgers.

My favorite movie is Clockwork Orange. The rest, in no particular order, are: American Psycho, Twister, Sin City, the Avengers, Sleepy Hollow, Kill Bill. Also just about anything horror.

The best foods are pork burritos, pancakes, wings, and breakfast meats. (pork roll—>bacon—>scrapple—>sausage)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy in all of its forms
Scarlett Johansson
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the bar. I have a homebody in me but usually I'm out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recognize that The Big Bang Theory is a funny show.
You should message me if
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You'll let me fart freely on the first date.