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29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 12
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Hey, my name is Kyle, I'm a 5'11" amalgamation of Hannibal Burress, awesome personified, Christopher Walken and a ninja. Polite, introverted guy, and from the aforementioned blending of people, pretty funny to boot.
What I’m doing with my life
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I wonder that on a regular basis as do most of us, at the moment I'm working two jobs. Trying to get myself back into school but its so hard! I'm contemplating learning another language, it's either going to be Japanese or Mandarin....haven't come to a conclusion yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Marathoning shows and anime lol, losing my damn phone , writing (I'm attempting to write several stories, I just can't get the ideas out fast enough), making people laugh with my Geek McNerdiness voice (true story, I name my voices). Listening to people, giving advice I usually don't take myself. Video games, I love me some PC and Wii U/Ps3, next big playthrough will be a Heavy Rain/ Beyond: Two Souls marathon. (I love Ellen Page! Devastated by her being gay lmao)
The first things people usually notice about me
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The empty void where my soul should be? My golden, flowing locks? Hehe, in all seriousness maybe my voice, pretty distinctive and eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything and everything by Stephen King, John Grisham, this J. Pattinson guy is pretty good too...but mostly just the 'king' of horror, see what I did there :D? I really tried to give Dean Koontz a chance but....see 'Family Guy' for my stance on him lol.
I'm currently on book 9 of the Wheel of Time series, such an amazing piece of work, from the lore to the characters Mr. Robert Jordan (RIP) has created an incredible world that, dare I say rivals that of LOTR's? Shows, Firefly, Angel, Dollhouse (Joss Whedon can do no wrong), Falling Skies, Supernatural (not even close to caught up), Community, Family Guy, American Dad, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, South Park,True Detective. On the anime side, Gunslinger Girl, Gurren Lagaan, Kill la Kill, Hellsing, Shingeki no Kyojin, Shiguru, Assassination Classroom. There's a few more but feel free to ask if its really burning a hole in your cerebrum. Movies anything with action or that makes you think, comedies are awesome too, and definitely can't go wrong with horror. Just saw Mama the other day and it was fantastic....although my friend was literally watching it from behind her hands...wimp :P. Not a show but I do try to keep up with the UFC and boxing to a lesser extent, combat sports are exciting to watch imo. Music..right now I'm just listening to instrumentals (hip-hop, r&b, tribal, indie, ambient), I use them as my soundtrack to life. Food-wise, pizza, Caribbean food, sushi, Chinese food, a terrible weakness for BK (I think its the horse meat that gives it that extra kick, vegans beware), I'm pretty open to any kind of food though really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmm...laptop, books, internet, cooking utensils, friends and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write next, why aliens won't reveal themselves (the out there), or at the very least abduct me with the stipulation that I could take people with me lol.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or at home furiously trying to decide which two movies are going to get killed that night...assuming I don't pass out during numero dos. Sometimes on the off chance that I have, I'll go out and hopefully catch a UFC event with friends or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...This info will remain classified, embarrassing does not = private, so get to know me and ask and hey you MAY get to hear about one of the dozens of horrifying things I've done. Lmao I'm kidding, wait no don't run awa-awwwww.
You should message me if
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You're a sweet individual with a killer sense of humor who isn't into head games and is open to communication. Bonus points if you are even half as laid back as me, haha. You have an aversion to drama as I do. You don't mind a guy living at home (yeah lets get that out there). Stay classy okcupid!