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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:40pm
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mad love for all the women with real interest in social&economic&environmental type issues. If it's a problem we face as a species and you genuinely think about it regularly, give yourself a smile because I am. It's great to see so many people listing these subjects as things they spend a lot of time thinking about, fills my heart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
When reading the following, you may be offended or you may think im a jerk. I assure you that my priority has been honesty over social convention (welcome to the internet). My reasons are selfish.

I made this okcupid, during a rough patch, to remind myself that there are other fish in the sea. Every once in a while when I'm bored or lonely I come on here and look around a bit. I'm not here to meet people. Feel free to contact me for any reason, however, do so without any expectations.

The basics:
- The most important trait I look for in women is intelligence
- I'm fairly good looking, nothing special
- I'm smart
- I have a college degree with two major areas of study
- I make pretty good money
- I'm extremely hard working and am unhappy when idle for long periods
- I have lofty ambitions and truly believe that i have a lot to offer to the world
- I am a genuine philanthropist inside. I do hope to make a lot of money some day, but my real passion would be to use that money to provide opportunities and a better lives to people who are both less fortunate and are also ready to earn it
- I hate injustice and the above is a product of this
- I like to pay attention to art. My favorite medium is music but I've been getting more into the idea of creating 2D art lately
- I come from a pretty sound family and have grown up without a legitimate care
- My friends are awesome and I would trust any of them with my life. Most of my free time goes to them
- I have been consistently happy with my life ever since graduating college and joining the working world in 2012
- I think am good at communicating/discussing complex ideas
- I'm not socially awkward, but am a little quirky. I grew up without cable and you can tell sort of thing
- I'm physically attracted to all sorts of women. I often find myself most attracted to simple/plain looks. While I can appreciate classically beautiful women, it's less of an actual desire sort of way but in a purely aesthetic sort of way (it's weird and I don't think anyone but me will ever really understand)
- I have a clear head when it comes to relationships and I have never wronged a lover. I remain very good friends with a few of my exes
- I'm pretty honest
- I have strong principals/morals and these affect my life on both a micro and macro scale
- I think that many things are worth dying for but nothing is worth killing for (this may be out of date and need amending)
- Despite the above two points, I have no religious beliefs
- I'm very giving and it's important that I make others happy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's the deal here? I keep seeing a few things over and over on people's profiles but I rarely see them in the rest of the world. What's causing this okcupid girl hivemind? Explain this:

-Fake mustaches
-Oxford Comma
-Grammar in general
-To be continued
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't look anything like my profile picture. Please don't tell okcupid or they'll take it down and then Ill have to find another picture that isn't me.
You should message me if
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Go ahead and message me. I've been on here more often lately and I'm really curious to see what people think of my profile.

Assuming everything I said is true, do you think I'm your type? Do you think you would describe your ideal partner with any of the above attributes? Keep in mind, I'm obviously not the type of guy that that would normally talk about himself like this... I'm not normally cocky.

This isn't a joke profile, it's just an unusually frank combination of confessions that I wouldn't naturally put out there in face to face dating.