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32 Oakland, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:01pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a dude and I do dude-like things such as work with my hands, rock out with my guitar, cook badass meals, and fix things that ain't broke.

I'll add some more stuff later. It's a work in progress.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a Freelancer who wears all kinds of cool hats and it's working out real well and keeps on getting better year after year.

In my spare time I write songs, rehearse, and play shows with some awesome Bay Area musicians.

My twenties are over and I couldn't be happier. Ive never had more friends, fresh opportunities, money, and more control over what I want to do in my life. Shit could be way better but the process of getting better makes progress worth something. I'll let you know when I figure it all out.
I’m really good at
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Being a smart ass, saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times, shredding on my axe, wacking fuzzy balls over a net, riding on pedal powered machines, staying up late when I actually want to go to bed, sleeping in late cuz I stayed up too late the night before, making friends while traveling, being on time for gigs, making lists and actually enjoying life even when shitty things happen because that's where you learn how to fix things and make them better.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My charming good looks and the piece of lettuce stuck between my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books I've read:
White Fang, Perfume, Atlas Shrugged, Animal Farm, 1984, Post Office, Fractum, The Most Beautiful Woman in Town, Name of the Rose, The Road, On the Road, The Watchmen, and some more that I might put down later.

Movies I've seen:
The Troll Hunter, Antichrist, Alien 1-4, Predator 1-2, Videodrome, The Omen series, Sixth Sense, Repo Man, everything by Cheech and Chong, Finding Nemo, Jerry McGuire, U Turn, Monsters Ball, Sexy Beast, 1984, Akira, The Guyver series, Boogie Nights, and some more.

I don't watch much TV but Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and Sparticus are pretty rad.

I listen to everything. You never know where inspiration will come from next. Like, man that Adele song from the new James Bond movie is amazing!

I was a College Radio DJ for years and learned a lot about music. More on that later.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Elbow Grease
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to improve my life and build my empire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmm, I should probably skip this one...
You should message me if
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you think this online profile is as hilarious as I do.