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26 Joniškis, Lithuania Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–51
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
May 23
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Very often
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just like Sebastian Bach once said, I'm young, volatile, obsessed, insatiable n' extremist.

I think of myself as an andromaniac which is a strong passion towards men n' I'm also a melomaniac, it means I'm addicted 2 music

I used 2 watch a lot of porn but I stopped cos nothing shocks me anymore n' now I'm doing it again.

I drink booze on a daily basis n' I can't get enough of it, when I get mad at myself I pop pills so I can relax n' 4get about troubles.

I have a lot of pens but since I write like crazy I always run out of 'em.

Mayb someday I'll have some babies, whether they're mine or not. What I do have r earrings n' I have stolen a few also.

I love animals, mostly cats, but I hate any kind of bird.

I'm an only child, my father died when I was a baby, n' I only have one name. So I have no siblings, no dad n' no middle name.

I am insidious, dastardly, and implosive
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying 2 get some.

Meeting foreigners.

Studying Hospitality Management at college.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing: I write the whole day n' I love it.

Kissing: I haven't done it in a while, but I know just how 2 do it.

Convincing: It's true, I've convinced everyone I've wanted 2.

Hating: About 55 ppl have taught me how 2 hate them.

Getting revenge: If u fuck with me I won't sleep until I plot revenge against u.

Conquering: It's so easy, it's not as fun as it used 2b.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My angel face: Just look at the freaking photo.

My tits: Well, of course. I'm a 36 C, n' every chick in here's so fucking flat.

My gaze: Lovely 2 some, intimidating 2 others.

My hair: Always shiny, well-brushed, gr8 smell, perfect length.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Veronika decides 2 die. (But don't read it, u won't get it)

Movie: Sid and Nancy.

Music: Rock mostly.

Food: I rather drink, so... nevermind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music: All day long, it's like air 2 me.

Booze: Like I said, every single day.

Boys: Addictions r hard 2 quit.

Money: It can buy my happiness.

Lust: Life would be even more boring without it.

Love: Last but not least cos I can't help having such a big heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future plans: Way 2 many 2 mention.

How 2 kill myself: From 20-37, age limit.

How 2 raise my kids, if any later: Not likely but perhaps.

When 2 emancipate myself: Seriously Karem, when the fuck r u gonna do this?

Where's the latest party so I can go 2 drink only.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching tv, as usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
▲I am n' I'll always be a cheater.

Trust me, I tried back in 2005, but it's impossible 4 me 2b faithful, there r so many guys out there, u can't just be with one.

▼I hate ppl from: Peru, Ecuador, Chile, Italy, Colombia n' Spain.

So if you're from any of these horrible countries, don't message me, just ignore me.

▼According 2 me, I'll die due 2: Diabetes, heart failure, aneurysm, brain hemorrhage, AIDS, hepatitis, asphyxiation or Alzheimer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Boys: If you're XTREMELY HOT (if you're hideous or fat, don't u fucking dare), quite intelligent, wealthy, over 30, married, taller than 5'7'' n' with a non-so-common name (unless of course, you're really attractive)

Girls: You have 2b ambitious, sexy, under 21, willing 2 obey me; in order 2b my special n' only friend.


Send messages in English ONLY.

You should be all the things mentioned above, NOT one at a time.

If you're a huge fan of TED BUNDY message me right away. Do it also if u suffer from AIDS (don't ask why, just do it)