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25 • M • Paris, France
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 7:15am
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Judaism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), C++
Seducing women with my trombone sensuous-like playing. I don't play accurately-any one can play accurately- but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the trombone is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.
When a person in a film is drowning, i immediately start holding my breath to see if i can last longer than the person in the film.
Sometimes I start doing things with only one hand in case I lose one of my hands in an accident.
Sometimes when i hit myself with an inanimate object, I hit it and yell at it for as long as it takes for me to think it got what it deserves.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
I breed prizewinning clams.
-Hodor, Game of Thrones
Food: all of it, except bananas, can't trust phallic shaped food.
Movies: Vanilla sky
Jules et jim (who hasn't thought of a love triangle among friends?)
le dérnier metro
Casablanca (only possible scenario where you can say here's looking at you kid, without looking like perv.)
Back to the Future
Hopscotch by Julio Cortazar
The count of monte cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Any Jules Vernes
Les miserables by victor hugo
Candide by voltaire
2- Interwebz - because we no longer live in the stone age.
3- memes, why explain your humor with words when you can find a pictorical representation.
4- tweeting mean comments or in any other social media thing to people, why? because i hate people being overly sensitive about everything ugh, it should be number one but people would judge me, I know.
5- Disgusting Maruchan soup noodle thing, they are disgusting but they've been there in my most difficult times, so I let them tag along.
-Why are there so many stupid drivers
-Sometimes when i'm thinking of something bad about someone i immediately think of something else before they can hear my thoughts.
-When peeing in public bathrooms I immediately start searching the ceilings and air vents for cameras.
- When i loose a strand of hair in the street and I throw it away, I begin imagining possible scenarios where a murder takes place and my stranded hair is found and analyzed for DNA purposes and it places me in the scene of the crime.
-To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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