Who I am [the quick version]. Here is a list of adjectives used to describe me by those who have had some sort of interaction with me... Silly. Happy. Weird. Awesome. Laid back. Shocking. Comfortable. Simple. Zany. Adventurous. Idiotic. Charming. Complex. Agile. Helpful. Relaxing. Friendly. Amusing. Intense. Sweet. Adorable.

Things I like [the sexy version]. Friends. Movies. Hugs. Adventure. Video games. Nudity. Chocolate. Massages. Beaches. Biting. Parkour. Swimming. Relaxing. Kissing. Craziness. Exercise. People. Laughing. Airsoft. Silliness. Climbing.

To know more you'll just have to find out [in the real life version].
To add more about me just click that little "propose an edit" button up and to your right.

P.S. Thanks to holka for her edit.

Editors

• holka
• kuchtohuahai

Finding new and creative ways to make your brain hurt.

Learning the art of Parkour. 10 points if you have already heard of it. If you haven't then go wiki it up!

Being elusive.

Also, being a tease.

I'm either clinging to the ceiling, or I'm touching you inappropriately.

(A) The Dark Tower.
(B) Love em.
(C) Epic.
(D) Delicious.

physical contact. By means that are sexy, violent (generally playful), and/or platonic. If you don't like being touched in these ways (which could all be happening at the same time) then you'd best move along.

lolcats. I want my kitty back, and I want him to come with captions.

sharp things. I have a strange love for shiny metal objects used for cutting things (probably not you).

nudity. Both mine and maybe yours. Being naked makes the world go around.

pockets. I have a few trinkets that I pretty much carry with me at all times. I'd prefer it if I didn't have to carry them, but sometimes I feel naked without them, and pockets make it easy (plus my skin hasn't evolved its own pockets yet).

adventure. I finally have an answer for what I want to be when I grow up: an adventurer. I'm not in it for the gold. It's not the end that excites me. I do not seek the fame of success. I just want to enjoy the ride there!

The best way to steal your lunch and virginity. Should you have no virginity, I then spend a lot of time thinking about how to give it back... and THEN steal it.

Playing with the darkness. Probably with someone or multiple someones.

And insulting ashen_irises.

Editors

• Pale_Iryss

My eyes change colors for various reasons.

I was also in a martial arts book once. I was one of the nameless attackers who would constantly get owned by the instructor.

I probably had the most unexpected epic hug in my life while in mid air.

Anything else you care to ask. Warning: asking may cause you to fall victim to an inexplicable wound of some kind (but don't let that stop you).

Editors

• holka

You have a little fight in you.

Bonus points if you:

have a good sense of humor (silly, dark, dry, wit, playful)
are adventurous
enjoy outdoor activities and exercise
are good at massages
are good at giving hugs (you'd think that most people give good hugs...)
have qualities that can only be described as absurdly awesome
are confident and secure
know any good jokes

Points may be redeemed for prizes on your next visit.