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mrtonoffun

41 / M / Straight / Single

Bethlehem, New Hampshire

His Details

Last Online
Aug 24, 2010
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hola!
I am a tubby, little, lovable bit of work. I am fairly easy-going and have a great sense of humor.

I love my job and like to work hard.

I think life is short, so be kind to each other without taking too much crap.

I am enigmatic, simple, and contradictory

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What I’m doing with my life
I am currently concentrating on losing weight and a healthy lifestyle. I am interested in getting back to an elevated, advanced fitness level.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My scowl? a friend once told me that I had a face like a clenched fist.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am currently reading "Black Lamb and Grey Falcon" and "A People's History of the U.S." I like fiction and non fiction. I like reading journals and the news on the web as well.

For movies I especially like comedies, dramas and documentaries.

I try and keep my diet healthy but love to splurge on calories occasionally. Chinese,Thai any southeast asian cuisine are some of my favorites. A great pie (pizza) is tasty too.

I have everything from the stones and zeppelin to the Jayhawks to Aretha Franklin on my iPod. I like all sorts of music.

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The six things I could never do without
My laptop.

The "boys". AKA my two cats.

My family/friends

A job to go to every day.

A smile.

Hope.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alligator lizards in the air.

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On a typical Friday night I am
On this laptop. I have to work in the AM, so no outings for me.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be extremely honest if a person asked my opinion, even to a fault and perhaps brutally so.
I then realized the difference between being forthcoming and kindness. I much prefer kindness these days. Who needs all that other shit?

*I am actually 45 years old*
That's right. I lied.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27-78
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
If you're not solely into money and materialism. Hey, I have an iPod but "things" don't rule my life.

I know some of the descriptions of myself in my profile are contradictory, get a hold of me to see why!

I truly get along with everyone, but for 'more than friends" you should probably be liberal, kind and tolerant.
Actually, everyone should be that way, no?

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