Hi, I am an asshole well... not the the typical asshole that no one likes. I'm the type of asshole that people grow to love because I tell it like I see it, whatever "IT" may be. I like to deviate from the world of self-castrated men that would rather follow another's whims than take life by the reins.

Ok, that's enough about assholes and castration. I'm a fun guy that loves to embark on adventures, be it a night out dancing, going camping, checking out a new restaurant, or just learning something new. Keeping life fresh and interesting is the best way to live. I love being the anti-stereotype. But I will always refer back to them because I also love being an oxymoron. Or just the latter.

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• evanesce56

Really, I do whatever I want whenever I want and couldn't be happier.

I just recently left a job in the fashion industry that I grew to hate. Steve-O said it best, "I'd rather get my ass kicked doing Jackass every day than have to work at a job I hate."

So now I am going to the Air Force to pursue a dream. I dabble in promotions for a few clubs in Saint Louis and right now seems like an extended paid summer vacation before I leave for boot camp.

I spend my days working out/running/ sleeping or going out chatting up complete strangers(helps me realize how fun, crazy and weird people truly are). My evenings include hanging out with my lil brother(he's 11!) playing videogames or trying to learn some new mystical knowledge like Spanish, Tarot, Origami. My nights are filled with crazy bar/ club adventures.

I'm good at being honest. If you ask me a question I can promise you a honest answer plus some witty sarcasm to go with it, of course. And I try to be tactful. TRY.

I am great at making snap judgments/decisions and usually being right about them.

I am awesomely good at dressing people!! I must admit I love shopping and fashion.

Let's not forget video games lol. I have a natural nerdy talent. All in fun though.

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• evanesce56

I am laid back....but intense. A lot of people think I'm not from St. Louis and I have a different vibe from most people they meet.

Ok, for books I read anything that I am interested in learning. Robert Kiyosaki is one of my favorite authors along with Suze Orman.
I have books on Tarot, Palm reading, and handwriting analysis too. I love the metaphysical section in Borders!

I have lost most of my faith in movies lately because everything seems to be so freaking predictable! I definitely have Movie ADD because I can usually tell within 5 minutes a movie will be good, if it's not I'll promptly hit the eject button and find something better to do.

With music I'll listen to anything that has a good beat. I love to dance so music is always in my life. I wish I could have my own theme music like Peter from Family Guy. I'd be sure to include a volume button somewhere though, I value my bones. (+5 cool points for you if you got the reference)

As for food I like anything that taste good. I'll try anything at least once. My favorite restaurant is Kobe Steakhouse in Westport!

1)My little brother!!
We have the best times hanging out cracking jokes, playing video games, and just having fun.

2)My iPhone!
Really this is THE BEST thing I've bought like ever.

3)Dancing!
If I could choose a profession I would want to be a professional dancer(not a stripper)! The expression of feelings from music by dancing is amazing...

4)My Laptop.

5)Sushi!!
Yeah, this is cliche...seems like everyone loves sushi now. I've been eating it for around 15 years now so I guess that puts me ahead of the trend.

6)My badass wardrobe.

Leaving St. Louis. Whenever I meet someone new in this city they think I'm from the east or west coast. I don't fit the midwestern mold.

Moving to a city where its not 80 degrees one day then snowing the next... Hell, moving to a city where it is 80 degrees everyday and buying a Motorcycle and riding it all the time.

My Fridays are anything but typical lol. I might be catching an exclusive movie at the Chase Park or the latest summer flick. I might hang out with friends at a bar or go out solo, rock out a club and make some new friends. Sometimes I just chill with my brother or watch some TV at home.

My weekends are always fun.

I have realized I'm not as open minded as I thought. I'd rather go out with the shy prude than miss gangbang 2009.

You're tired of dealing with the 99.8% of guys that are either creepy or lame. But just be aware. I may be one of them.

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• evanesce56