I am a straight male looking for a female on a dating website.

Perhaps a bit unique as instead of telling how amazing I am like the rest, let me tell you what im NOT...

I'm not a poster of pics of myself 10 years ago.. all pics of myself are recent (within weeks and happy to show you more ((clothed only)).

I not an alchoholic that lives in the past that would ask you to pick up a 6 pack and come over and watch purple rain on vhs.

I dont send inappropriate pics out in mass emails to females (so please don't ask) hoping for a reply.

I'm not:
· jobless
· homless
· needy... (not that theres anything wrong with it)

I don't smell badly as I bathe often and have teeth that take great care of. btw you only get one set, so please remember to floss.

Note.... I'm not a dentist or a salesman of floss, it's just the smart thing to do. You only get one set.

I try to spend as much time with my 2 boys as I can. I share time with them w/ their mom and we get along OK. I try to enjoy each day best I can, laugh as much as I can along the way and mostly at myself.

using common sense and figuring things out..

females comment on my eyes, guys don't and if they did I'd think it was pretty weird. My humor is what most notice as it's pretty unique and usually addicting. The ones who don't enjoy it usually aren't fun to be around anyway.. helps weed them out

Book of Eli, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, good fellas, casino, rescue me, entourage, vampire diaries, true blood.

· my sons.. No explanation needed
· water-for if I became parched
· food- when I desire delish snacks
· shelter- protected from elements
· my guitar (unsure which one I'd pick)
· phone (in case you text me)

If the light goes out when the fridge door is shut...

Seriously, life is precious and time goes by fast...

Depends really on my week,sometimes I go out, sometimes I crash. Sometimes I hop on bike and ride to different spots to check them out.

I can get teary and choked up sometimes if you get me talking about my sons/boys...

you like guys and are a female. Classified by never having a penis as part of your anatomy.