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mryoureonfire

21 F San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Meghan. I love corny jokes and puns. I have two tattoos. I'm the opposite of graceful. I over-share. I'm extremely inappropriate, mostly by accident. I think people should be less embarrassed of things. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking life too seriously. My favorite sound in the world is a car revving. I'm nice to every person I meet. I actually do enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated with a B.B.A. in Marketing and I'm trying to find my dream job.
I’m really good at
Being incredibly inappropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm female.

But other than that, it would probably be my red hair, pierced nose, and my smile. People tell me my laugh is infectious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, Eoin Colfer, Harlan Coben, Chelsea Handler.

Movies - Grease, Lord of the Rings (I'm always down for an extended edition marathon), American Psycho, The Wolf of Wall Street.

TV - The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, Louie, Lost, Top Gear, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones.

Music - Weezer, Andrew WK, Lil Dicky, Dropkick Murphys, Pink, Mac Miller.

Food - Anything! I love Mexican food (I am from San Antonio, after all).
The six things I could never do without
- The adorable face my cat makes when she yawns
- Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go, YouTube
- GPS
- Horrible puns
- A stove
- Peanut butter and honey sandwiches at 2 am
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why girls can only put on mascara with their mouths open.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. The activities I do in addition to that vary: playing video games, hanging out with friends, hiking, or marathoning some trashy show on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like songs about big butts.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're Nick Offerman.