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ms_sassifrass

33 F Redding, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Ugh, talking about one's self is always difficult. I'm a nerdy, sarcastic (mostly) vegetarian who enjoys movies, music and a good book. I am definitely over the bar scene but find it difficult to meet people. Here are some random facts:

I can be old fashioned and appreciate chivalrous gestures.

I am basically a stray cat whisperer.

I really would like to own a small farm someday. Seriously.

I like to cook but prefer baking. However, I'm trying to eat much more clean these days, so I don't bake nearly as often as I used to.

I do Crossfit and love weight lifting, which came as a huge surprise to me.

I tend to over plan but don't freak out when things go astray.

I like parentheses and a properly used semicolon.
What I’m doing with my life
working and trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Baking
Parallel parking
Convincing myself hummus is healthy
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of comments about my hair and my glasses. Once people get to know me, they often express that I'm not as sweet and/or innocent as they initially thought, so I guess I give off that vibe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: pretty much anything by Jack Kerouac or JD Salinger. I am currently obsessed with the A Song of Ice and Fire series. I will admit that I enjoy a cheesy vampire novel now and then.

Movies: Anything Wes Anderson touches, Rain Man, Before Sunset & Before Sunrise, Love Actually, older Kevin Smith, Enchanted, Wonder Boys, Atonement & many, many more.

Music: I'm absolutely obsessed with Ryan Adams and Whiskeytown. I also enjoy Neko Case, Simon and Garfunkel, Counting Crows, Mazzy Star, Alkaline Trio, Band of Horses, Belle and Sebastian, Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst, Cat Power, Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley, Jets to Brazil, too many to list, really.

TV: The Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Top Chef, Breaking Bad, Justified, The Ricky Gervais Show, Idiot Abroad, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Comedians: Paul F. Tompkins, John Mulaney, Mitch Hedberg, Chad Daniels
The six things I could never do without
family
friends
pets
sleep
music
good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my fantasy farm, Crossfit, how I would fare in a zombie apocalypse, why do I continue to watch True Blood, should I delete my profile...
On a typical Friday night I am
watching tv or a movie, reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've read all five GoT books and have some good theories.
You don't have any pictures of yourself shirtless in front of the bathroom mirror.
You know how to make a terrarium.
You actually want to have a conversation.
You can teach me something.
You think maybe I could teach you something.
If you live in some random place no where near me, I'm curious how you even stumbled upon my profile. Tell me!
You believe there are only two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes.