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msamuels90

24 Columbus, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new to Columbus. I know nothing about this place and know no one in it. I'm just looking to meet you and steal all of your friends.

I'm extremely sarcastic and quick to find the joke in most situations. I tend to blurt out random thoughts and rarely have a filter.

It's not all that difficult to make me laugh, old man humor gets me every time.

If I come across something I find interesting and compelling, I'll do anything and everything to become as well versed and knowledgeable about the subject as possible.

I like building shit.

I like bull shitting.

I play devil's advocate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doin thangs wit muh hayunds
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not letting things get awkward
Not getting lost
Ride'n round
Get'n it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That its fairly easy to start and continue a conversation with me. I'm pretty friendly. Not online though. The conversation that generally develops between people online is unbearably boring. Somehow we instantly becoming unexciting. "Oh you're in school? That's so cool, I was in school too. I just finished and now I wanna" no one gives a fuck. Let's just skip that part, get drunk, and forget that we don't actually know each other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I just finished reading the A Song of Ice and Fire series. I couldn't help but read it in an accent. I may have occasionally changed pitch for woman and children in my head. Or out loud. I'm reading a few textbooks now in an attempt to better myself, but I find it difficult to avoid falling asleep.

Anything Miyazaki or anything that catches you off guard. If someone were to rewrite and remake our most epic children's movies to have horribly defeating or unexpected endings, I'd be a pretty happy camper.

Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers. There are probably more. I don't really watch tv on tv. Mostly the occasional show on my laptop when I'm eating or extremely bored.

The music list is too long.

I've recently conquered my hatred of seafood and eggs and so I'm all about it. I'm not a picky eater. Also I love Pho. I'll take a bath in that shit. Do my dishes in it. USE THAT SHIT AS LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor
My bike
Brussels Sprouts dude. I fucking love em
Bars that don't require you to yell your part of a conversation
Philly Breweries
Piracy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What movie I should illegally download
The tattoo that I can't wait to get
Buying my first motorcycle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a small get together with Jim and or Jack.... possibly Mark if I'm feeling fancy. On second thought, not so much Jack, he's a bit of a douche bag.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmm
The personality tab on here describes me fairly well

Ive answered way too many questions on this site. Somehow I start and then its fucking 2 hours later and my brain is numb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are easily entertained and not easily embarrassed

I hate selfies. I have pictures where I'm by myself but I didnt take them and I didnt ask for them to be taken. Fuck people