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msel

32 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently), LISP (Fluently), Icelandic (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay)

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My self-summary
My name is Matt and I can read. I learned it a while ago and I am pretty good at it. Mostly just with letters and periods and commas and things. The people part is a work in progress.

I also have really good vision and a preternatural interest in lit keyboards. Please don't let this be a presumptive commentary on my melatonin releasing capacity or my rhythms of the circadian type; I like a lit keyboard in the sunshine just as well. Lastly, I sometimes get poison ivy.

Lucky for you, I listen more than I speak. On a more serious note, I have been in that middling New York casual dating scene for a while without getting anywhere (obviously). I'm looking to get into something more serious if this way that comes. Otherwise, it would be great to find someone who doesn't make as much fun of my sleeping habits as my brothers tend to do. As for what those habits are, they ain't good...
What I’m doing with my life
By day I travel the interwebs making sure the younglings at CU have a working email system. By night I travel around the city in a car with the flashing lights, wear one of those jaunty caps, and shine a flashlight like nobody's business.
I’m really good at
Differentiating dark colors from light ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am the doppelgänger of Biggie Smalls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A People's History of the United States and the Last of the Mohicans.

Passion Pit
Phoenix
Band of Horses
The Nationals
Bon Iver
Brand New

It's Always Sunny in PA
30 Rock
The McLaughlin Group
Telebuddies

Dammit pizza, you had me at "hello"
The six things I could never do without
Sodium, potassium, chloride, ATP, reactive oxygen species, and an intrinsic ventricular escape rhythm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mutually assured destruction and whether the Higgs Boson really exists. The modernist's obsession with parallax.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reverse skydiving
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am your classic computer geek - not that modern geek with the million dollar salary - just the classic kind with a windowless basement office and a whole lot of carpal tunnel syndrome. Actually, my office has plenty of windows though they are very, very dirty. The part about the carpal tunnel is spot on, though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You have between 4 and 11 fingers and stereoptic vision (although I don't discriminate against those with lack of depth perception through no fault of their own).