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msrigby

26 Oslo, Norway Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm more interested in finding friends than dates, but dates are okay too. In general I'm just happy to meet new people.

Everything I write in online dating profiles make me seem pretentious. Asdjxususjnsbx.

Men jeg vil så gerne møde nogen smukke danske drenge.

I watch more TV shows than movies. I'm really into photography, mostly analogue. I love improv theatre, maybe one day I'll dare to try it out myself. I wear lots of colors. I can spend an entire day watching Law & Order: SVU or any other awesome TV show (and I have on several occasions, even on a warm summer day). I squealed of excitement before the season 8 premiere of SYTYCD. I'm an aspiring cinematographer or film festival program director or something else, most likely something else. I was born and raised in Oslo, Norway. I really really really want a dog. I like public transportation and I don't know how to drive. I'm a feminist. I went to college in New York. I wish I could speak fluent German. I love trivia games, but I'm not particularly good at them. I don't believe in marriage. I'm really nice. I want fully tattooed arms. I like going to movie theatres to see movies by myself. My favorite times are spent with my best friends doing nothing in particular. I was pretty certain before, but now it's officially confirmed: I hate going clubbing. I'm way more fun in person.

I was born to be rejected. Get in line.

This profile is still under construction.

And also: fuck this shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I take care of children for a living and dream of living a more exciting life in my spare time. I used to live in New York and now I'm trying to figure out where to move next.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to the same song over and over.
Being positive for others.
Listening. And I always try my best to help a friend if they need it.
I make a decent guacamole, with lots of garlic.
Tweeting excessively (@gssn).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess my "full-figured" body? Hopefully my laugh and smile on top of the body.
My brightly colored outfits, maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
I like The Beatles and Beyoncé and a ton of things in between.

Movies:
I think my favorite film genre is raunchy/stupid comedy. Superbad, Knocked Up, Bridesmaids, Hangover, Due Date, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Judd Apatow films. I'm sorry. No I'm not.
But I also like:
Gummo, Todd Haynes' films, Tarantino's films, John Cassavetes' films, French New Wave, I love musicals and dance movies (Fame, Flashdance, Grease, Hair, Dirty Dancing, and I saw all the Step Up movies to see some amazing dancing), anything with Johnny Depp (that's not entirely true, but there are always exceptions in life), any Beatles films, 80's high school movies, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin's films, Anchorman, it seems pointless to continue.

I wish I gave myself more time to read. My favorites at this point are mostly Norwegian contemporary literature (Lars Saabye Christensen, Erlend Loe), but I'll make a list of great TV shows:
The Wire, Breaking Bad, So You Think You Can Dance, Orange Is The New Black, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Saturday Night Live, Project Runway, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Law&Order: SVU, Law&Order: CI, Criminal Minds, Party Down, Parks and Recreation, Rush (the Australian show), Freaks and Geeks, Family Guy, American Dad, Jersey Shore, What Not to Wear, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Studio 60, Girls, Homeland, Luther, crime shows, etc.

Food: I'm trying to be vegetarian, but I eat seafood. I've never liked bacon, but I don't mind if you do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Color, cameras, feminism, planes, humor, Internet access.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to befriend skaters (or skateboarders?) without being one myself.

Copenhagen. New York.

How the fuck to give an accurate impression of who I am in writing. I'm really more fun in person once you get past the introvert shell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't want my Friday nights to be typical, but more often than not I'm not really doing anything special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This online dating thing isn't working for me. When the fuck do we actually get to know each other?

And also: being fat doesn't automatically make me flattered by strangers calling me "babe". Bitch, please.
You should message me if
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you think we have something in common,
you want to see an improv show with me,
you want to try out a new joke,
you're fun,
you are Adele or Macklemore or Aaron Paul,
you feel like it.