27 Oslo, Norway
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My self-summary
Everything I write in online dating profiles make me seem pretentious. Asdjxususjnsbx.

Men jeg vil så gerne møde nogen smukke danske drenge. And I also have a soft spot in my heart for Americans.

I watch more TV shows than movies. I'm really into photography, mostly analogue. I love improv theatre, maybe one day I'll dare to try it out myself. I wear lots of colors. I can spend an entire day watching Law & Order: SVU or any other awesome TV show (and I have on several occasions, even on a warm summer day). I squealed of excitement before the season 8 premiere of SYTYCD. I was born and raised in Oslo, Norway. I really really really want a dog. I like public transportation and I can't drive a car. I'm a feminist. I went to college in New York. I wish I could speak fluent German and/or Portuguese. I love trivia games and bar quizzes, but I'm not particularly good at them. I don't believe in marriage. I want more tattoos. I prefer cities to the woods. I like going to movie theatres by myself. My favorite times are spent with my best friends doing nothing in particular. I was pretty certain before, but now it's officially confirmed: I hate going clubbing. I'm way more fun in person.

I was born to be rejected. Get in line.

This profile is still under construction.

And also: fuck this shit.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm an arts management student and I dream of living a more exciting life in my spare time. I used to live in New York and now I'm trying to figure out where to move next. Dancing on my own.
I’m really good at
Listening to the same song over and over.
Being positive for others.
Listening. And I always try my best to help a friend if they need it.
I make a decent guacamole, with lots of garlic.
Dancing to Taylor Swift and 80's music when I'm drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my "full-figured" body? Hopefully my laugh and smile on top of the body. Sometimes it's my blue hair.
My brightly colored outfits, maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like The Beatles and Beyoncé and a ton of things in between.

I think my favorite film genre is raunchy/stupid comedy. Superbad, Knocked Up, Bridesmaids, Hangover, Due Date, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Judd Apatow films. I'm sorry. No I'm not.
But I also like:
Gummo, Todd Haynes' films, Tarantino's films, John Cassavetes' films, French New Wave, I love musicals and dance movies (Fame, Flashdance, Grease, Hair, Dirty Dancing, and I saw all the Step Up movies to see some amazing dancing), anything with Johnny Depp (that's not entirely true, but there are always exceptions in life), any Beatles films, 80's high school movies, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin's films, Anchorman, it seems pointless to continue.

I wish I gave myself more time to read. My favorites at this point are mostly Norwegian contemporary literature (Lars Saabye Christensen, Erlend Loe), but I'll make a list of great TV shows:
The Wire, Breaking Bad, So You Think You Can Dance, Orange Is The New Black, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Saturday Night Live, Project Runway, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Law&Order: SVU, Law&Order: CI, Criminal Minds, Party Down, Parks and Recreation, Rush (the Australian show), Freaks and Geeks, Family Guy, American Dad, Arrested Development, Fargo, Seinfeld, Studio 60, Girls, Homeland, Luther, crime shows, especially documentaries (you know, The Jinx, Making a Murderer) etc.

Food: I'm trying to be vegetarian, but I eat seafood. I've never liked bacon, but I don't mind if you do.
The six things I could never do without
Color, cameras, feminism, planes, humor, Internet access.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to befriend skaters (or skateboarders?) without being one myself.

Copenhagen. New York. THE FUTURE.

How the fuck to give an accurate impression of who I am in writing. I'm really more fun in person once you get past the introvert shell.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't want my Friday nights to be typical, but more often than not I'm not really doing anything special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This online dating thing isn't working for me. When the fuck do we actually get to know each other?

And also: being fat doesn't automatically make me flattered by strangers calling me "babe". Bitch, please.
You should message me if
you want to dance to Taylor Swift songs with me,
you think we have something in common,
you want to see an improv show with me,
you want to try out a new joke,
you're fun,
you feel like it.