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mstrssofyrpssn

31 F Menlo Park, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is my third profile, and my last honestly. I work from home and it's left me a bit of a hermit. I'm a BBW fetish model and dominatrix, and most people can't see past that or think I am a raging nympho.
NO HATE, BUT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN JOINING YOUR THREESOME, POLYAMOROUS TRIAD, SEX CULT OR WHATEVER. ALSO, I'M NOT AN EASY LAY. FANTASTIC, YES. EASY, NO.
I'm also an actress, a fortune teller, a writer, and 'cool Aunt' to an adorable niece and forth coming twin nephews.
I would love to find true love and all that, but really I'd love to find friends. Activity partners. I adore karaoke and expanding my horizons. I want to shake things up and get out of my shell.
I'm happy to get to know more people and expand my social circle. My life pretty much revolves around internet connection, and it's not where I want to be. How about you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work. And work. And work. And while it puts money in the bank it does not make life richer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke. Bottling up my feelings. Braiding hair. Blowing smoke rings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told the eyes, but it's mostly the breasts. Which I don't mind. If they weren't mine I'd probably stare at them too :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, This Perfect Day, Rosemary's Baby, Stepford Wives
Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera, The 'Saw' Series, Anything in the horror section of Amazon Prime or Netflix with a one star rating
Shows: American Horror Story, Drop Dead Diva, Community
Music: The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Charlotte Martin, Vienna Teng
Food: Americanized Mexican, tapas, salty carbs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aquaphor, cheap black eyeliner, my ipod touch, my niece , ginger ale, salt and vinegar kettle chips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mistakes I've made. I think that's primarily what has held me back in life, so I'm trying to quit that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping or karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really hold back. If you want to know something, ask respectfully and I will answer to the best of my abilities.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't think sex is the be all and end all of existence, my job doesn't freak you out or make you go 'niiiiiice' or any other kind of frat boy like reaction.
MAJOR POINTS: If you can tell me what my username is a reference to. Fail if you assume it's sex related. Also, if you think saying 'mistress of your passion' is finding the reference, it's not. It's just sending me the unabbreviated version of my username. And I will just assume you are an idiot and move on.