mstrssofyrpssn
32 Menlo Park, CA
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My self-summary
This is my third profile, and my last honestly. I work from home and it's left me a bit of a hermit. I'm a BBW fetish model and dominatrix, and most people can't see past that or think I am a raging nympho.
NO HATE, BUT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN JOINING YOUR THREESOME, POLYAMOROUS TRIAD, SEX CULT OR WHATEVER. ALSO, I'M NOT AN EASY LAY. FANTASTIC, YES. EASY, NO.
I'm also an actress, a fortune teller, a writer, and 'cool Aunt' to an adorable niece and forth coming twin nephews.
I would love to find true love and all that, but really I'd love to find friends. Activity partners. I adore karaoke and expanding my horizons. I want to shake things up and get out of my shell.
I'm happy to get to know more people and expand my social circle. My life pretty much revolves around internet connection, and it's not where I want to be. How about you?
What I’m doing with my life
I work. And work. And work. And while it puts money in the bank it does not make life richer.
I’m really good at
Karaoke. Bottling up my feelings. Braiding hair. Blowing smoke rings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told the eyes, but it's mostly the breasts. Which I don't mind. If they weren't mine I'd probably stare at them too :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, This Perfect Day, Rosemary's Baby, Stepford Wives
Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera, The 'Saw' Series, Anything in the horror section of Amazon Prime or Netflix with a one star rating
Shows: American Horror Story, Drop Dead Diva, Community
Music: The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Charlotte Martin, Vienna Teng
Food: Americanized Mexican, tapas, salty carbs
The six things I could never do without
Aquaphor, cheap black eyeliner, my ipod touch, my niece , ginger ale, salt and vinegar kettle chips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mistakes I've made. I think that's primarily what has held me back in life, so I'm trying to quit that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either sleeping or karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really hold back. If you want to know something, ask respectfully and I will answer to the best of my abilities.
You should message me if
You don't think sex is the be all and end all of existence, my job doesn't freak you out or make you go 'niiiiiice' or any other kind of frat boy like reaction.
MAJOR POINTS: If you can tell me what my username is a reference to. Fail if you assume it's sex related. Also, if you think saying 'mistress of your passion' is finding the reference, it's not. It's just sending me the unabbreviated version of my username. And I will just assume you are an idiot and move on.
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