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25 Seffner, FL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28, 2014
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is probably the part where I am supposed to go on about how fantastic I am, but I'm not really feeling it; isn't that for you to decide based on the other sections?
I tend to put others before myself, reasoning that I can feel gratification as a result, though I'm trying to get away from that in favor of a more direct approach to happiness. That's not to say that I'm learning to be rude, more that I have a new interest in self-determination. And maybe I could stand to be a bit more of an assbag from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a lot, doing the school know, the usual young adult fare.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am excellent at verbing nouns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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20,000 Leagues, Count of Monte Cristo, Three Musketeers, and 1Q84 top the literary list.

I suppose I'm a bit of a Anglophile when it comes to TV. Green Wing, Doctor Who, IT Crowd, Torchwood, Luther, Peep Show, all that fun stuff is more than fair game, and I could gladly waste a weekend binging on them.

Musically I'm open to just about anything. I have been on a filthy Tegan and Sara binge, though, to the point that I sometimes wake up exhausted and watch sad movies and look for sad sick people like me.

Of the three, music is my main consumption. If I'm awake, I'm probably listening to something. Something Canadian, if we're getting specific.

Food: I don't like mayonnaise or ranch dressing. Anything else I will gladly eat until it hurts, especially if sriracha is involved.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Etymologies I'll never look up.

I tend to make myself out to be some Hugh Grant-esque character from a romantic comedy; I spend a lot of time thinking about grand romantic gestures, planning hypothetical conversations, picturing hypothetical events with hypothetical people. As an aside: I quite like the word "hypothetical".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The whole dinner, drinks, friends, sort of thing. Or just sitting at home with a beverage and Netflix. Actually I think I might prefer that one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am the illegitimate lovechild of Jeremy Clarkson and James May.

Also, the Sunggle bear really creeps me out.
You should message me if
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You also want to be the very best, like no one ever was. This could pose a unique challenge.

You use mouthwash. Sometimes you floss. You've got a family, and you drink cups of tea.

OR, if none of the above:

Go on, do it anyway. You know you want to. Buy the ticket, take the ride.