I love to do most or all of the things that normal people do. Sometimes I like to go out and sometimes I like to stay in. I usually like to be with people but sometimes need time for myself. So I am basically exactly like everyone else.

Specifically, I sell insurance full-time and serve in the National Guard part-time. I like to be efficient with my work-time and completely frivolous with my play-time. A friend of mine once introduced me as "A walking version of The Office" and that was the most flattered I've ever been.

I wouldn't consider myself a sweet guy, more like tangy.

I work as a janitor at a college, even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people that go there. Sometimes I'll see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation, and I'll just figure it out. Anyways, my best friend is Ben Affleck.

I am currently an insurance agent, which means I meet and give advice to people for a living. I also serve as an Officer in the National Guard. I love my military career right now so we'll see if that lasts.

Uhh... video games? Just kidding, I only wish I was good at them. Most sports (except basketball), solving mysteries, math.

They can't tell if I'm being serious. (Hint: I'm usually not.)

Or how good-looking I am. Depending on how much they've been drinking.

My favorite books are Harlan Coben and Dennis Lehane novels (absolutely nothing that might make me smarter)

My favorite movies are Dumb and Dumber, Star Wars (the real ones), Evil Dead Series, The Hangover, Tremors, The Other Guys. I love watching movies so there could be many more on this list.

My favorite shows are Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Simpsons, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Rec, and Psych.

My favorite music is Gaga, Queen, Boston, The Eagles, Mickey Avalon, and so much more. Mostly Classic Rock with some modern stuff, too.

My favorite food is everything ever. I highly enjoy cooking.

Stereo, Fleece blankets, Barbecue, Running Shoes, Glowing Lights, and You.

What would I do if I was attacked here? What am I doing this weekend? What will I do if I get attacked this weekend?

The same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world.

Either I am out with friends, or going on a geek bender.

I get really sleepy during intense situations, but I never actually fall asleep. It sometimes makes me look cool and calm, but really I'm terrified.

You are around my age and find me potentially attractive. Also, if you rarely expect sex on the first date.