HELLO LADIES!! THIS IS CAPLOCKED BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO READ IT AS ME YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN DIRECTLY INTO YOUR ADORABLE FACE!! SERIOUSLY THOUGH, SUGAR, YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUTTON!
HERE'S WHAT'S UP-
on our first date i will buy you ONE taco. all you have to do is agree to one of the following:
a - we stare into each others eyes, unblinking, as you eat the taco in complete silence. i may or may not breathe heavily through my mouth as you do this.
b - we feed each other tacos. afterwards we dab our saliva onto napkins and wipe each other's face.
c - you have sex with me. that's right... a straight-up taco for sex exchange. afterwards we dab our saliva onto napkins and wipe each other's face.
i'm considering replacing all the mirrors in my house with poorly painted portraits of crying clowns.
i made this for you:
uhm... i guess i need to clarify - the above link is not actually me.