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Last online
Feb 21
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Has cats
My self-summary
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Eccentric, in one word, is the best way to describe me. My personality is filled with all sorts of quirks and oddities, making me unpredictable, and I have a tendency to frighten those who are less open minded. I can be shy at first, but once you get to know me I have a habit of saying whatever is on my mind...

I am sarcastic, and I love to antagonize others in a playful sense. Mischievous and demented suite me well. When it comes down to it though, I am a loyal friend, and a good listener. I am the one who is trying my best to help my friends.

In short, I am an odd mischievous person who is very loyal to those he cares about.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am writing a novel, which consists mostly of hating what I write, and continuing to do it anyways because it is the only way I will get better. Writing is something I lost touch with after high school, and I am glad to have it back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am surprisingly charismatic bastard when I want to be, and by when I want to be, I mean when my brain wants to play ball. I try my best to make people laugh, and I like to think that I'm pretty good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sarcasm and wit. I can be quite the sarcastic jerk at times, but a lovable sarcastic jerk none the less. Physically, I'd have to say its my constant grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Lately I've been listening to an eclectic mix of things. I typically listen to whatever suits me at the time. This includes a lot of post rock (Sigur Ros, 65daysofstatic, Godspeed you black emperor!) but I also listen to stuff like Florence and the Machine, The Protomen, Foster the People, and Ke$ha. I've also been addicted to the song Paper Planes by M.I.A. I don't get to decide these things...

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Books: I like science fiction, and thrillers. I look for interesting ideas in books. Accelerando by Charles Stross is one of my my most recent favorites. I also love Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Both of those books are oozing with ideas, and make you question where we are going as a society. Oh, and I love books like Dresden Files, Chuck Palahniuk novels, and Neil Stephenson. I am looking to expand my reading horizons though, so if you've got any recommendations, I'd love to hear them.

Television: I find TV can't hold my attention much nowadays. I do not watch a lot of TV. I'd rather be reading, writing, or gaming in my spare time. A couple shows I do really like are Doctor Who and Community, but both of those shows have went in directions I don't care much for. (Screw you Chevy Chase for getting Dan Harmon fired from his own show...)

Food: I'm addicted to reubens. I went a week straight eating them once. Corn beef was on sale that week! Honestly though, there is very little I will not eat. I'll try anything at least once so that I can come to the conclusion that I wish it was a reuben.

Gaming: I've cut back on it lately, focusing more on writing and reading, but gaming, both traditional and digital, is still something I love. I love to play board games, and sometimes I will just lose myself in a really good video game. Most recently this was Bioshock Infinite. I grew up on Pokemon, and find I still love those games to death.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends
2. My family
3. Either my desktop or laptop. I need something to write with. I find that my penmanship is too slow for my ideas. I need a keyboard.
4. My phone. My phone has everything. Books, music, information. If it were easier to write with, I wouldn't need object 3
7. Wat... Oh god I can't have seven!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My own little worlds, crafting better lies to make them more believable. Through my lies I hope that people can find truth, or at least be entertained.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Participating in a secret society, sharing dark secrets about the witchcraft I dabble in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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A southern baptist once asked me how I knew that I was bisexual in that obvious tone that means that she pities this strange, lost creature. I responded with

"Because I've had a dick in my ass and liked it."

I had to leave that house shortly thereafter, because someone was going to get a gun to shoot me. I occasionally lead an interesting life.
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