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26 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Native to upstate New York, but I've called Boston home for a few years now. Apparently I am adventurous with little energy (thanks, OkC!), so assume I am enigmatic or enjoy living my life through documentaries.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a software company. Constantly adjusting. Running, biking, and climbing. Slowly convincing myself to read and cook more. Making noise. Exploring.

I don't really have a grand plan, but wandering is treating me pretty well so far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to albums on repeat. Borrowing ideas incorrectly to form my worldview. Making many excuses for trivial things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Reserved, but the dry humor and sarcasm come out pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Picking favorites is the worst.

I've read a lot of Sinclair Lewis, Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Eggers, and Dave Sedaris. Recent: Some Murakami, Moliere, Corneille, and Racine. My reading plans are pretty haphazard unless something sends me on a good trajectory.

Shows: House of Cards, The Office, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, West Wing, The Wire, Peep Show.

Music-wise I generally like anything discordant with weird vocals. Most recent: Sandro Perri, Tortoise, Cass McCombs, Au, Bibio.

I love trying new food. I have some staples (fresh baked bread is one of the greatest treats in the world), but otherwise not picky. Also, I'm just about always looking for an excuse to get oysters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh air, early mornings, something to make noise with, running shoes, gps, bike.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to say lifehack ironically. Balance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes taking it easy so I can wake up early and be productive. Other times carrying on and causing mayhem so I can still wake up early but feign misery and take more time to enjoy my coffee. Consistency is apparently unfortunate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I first moved to Boston I slept with my mattress on the floor for a year. Stay cool.