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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Nov 25
Relationship Type
6' 6" (1.98m)
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I have eccentric tastes and a messy car. Well, just the back seat. That's what it's there for. Um... I look good in a suit. UPDATE: the car is no longer messy. just bought one that I swear i'm going to keep clean. Of course it took me like three days to clean out the old one to trade it in. don't tell anyone about that. that's our secret.

I am tall, clever, and confused
What I’m doing with my life
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I make thing out of ideas by wiggling my fingers. I'm living every part of life as directly and honestly as I can. I'm getting over myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading minds. Scaling large buildings. Super Spy stuff. Telekinesis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"damn, you're tall." "Yeah." "No, really. I mean... damn." "I can sit down." "No, it's cool, it's uh..." "Yeah, tall." "Yeah."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've lately realized that I can't be trusted to distinguish between things I like because I'm the sort of person who likes that kind of stuff and things I like because I want to be the sort of person that likes those things.
Typically, lists presented in this context err toward the latter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Are secured in a vault I've hidden in an undisclosed location in case things really go sideways
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Algorithms, JavaScript, interpersonal dynamics, hypnosis, large herbivorous mammals, whether existence can precede essence when faced with the paradox of eternity... um... cake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the heir to the Macaulay Culkin fortune.
You should message me if
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You're so hardcore it hurts. Or you think catepillars are funny. Or you like to ask intrusive questions to handsome strangers on the internet.

Since this is the only other box anyone reads: Note my martial status. Without putting all my bidness out there, yes, she's cool.