Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thanks for venturing past the pics to the tedious essay portion of
my profile. I know you're tired of reading these things so I keep
hacking off words. Eventually, I'll sound exactly like everyone
I know how it feels to get burnt out from sending messages that
don't get a response. So, if you're in my age range and you write
me a nice message ( I get a lot of yucky ones), I promise to
The monarch notes me-- Remembering my English teacher's admonition,
“show don't tell”, it's hard not to wince as I write this- I'm a
lover of ideas, always considering the big picture, a sharp
critical thinker, curious-- if I don't understand something, I'll
keep asking a million ?? 'til it makes sense to me. I'm engaging,
animated, super affectionate xoxo, gold medal in empathy, sexually
open-minded, self-aware, candid, an excellent listener, and bold -
not afraid to say the emperor's naked, stop a dogfight or straddle
you on your lap and kiss you at a bar. I laugh easily so I'll
probably think you're funny. Left of liberal. Well-traveled, but I
won't bore you w a list of places I've visited.
[I'm really 53, and photos are recent , so no surprises.]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professional Lorax. Climbing around on stuff, keeping fit, relaxing
w dog on belly listening to music, getting worse at word games.
Listening to those great Sat. NPR shows. Meditating when I need to.
Nice times w friends. Lovers to take the edge off the loneliness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing. i'll give you a private show.
The first things people usually notice about me
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tiny size- 98 lbs. wild hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you had any idea how much a literate man can turn me on... I
love books- good writing, good storytelling, love talking about
books, reading favorite passages out loud (to you?). Always reading
a back issue of The New Yorker- will never catch up.
Music list- too daunting. Food's yummy. Taste, aside, I think about
what I put in my mouth, organic-wise, karma-wise- I like to know
that my chicken led a happy, self-actualized chicken life. Sexy
movie scenes? Dance scene in 35 Shots of Rum. Him seducing her in
The English Patient; him seducing her in Atonement, and this:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i know i shouldn't write anything negative about men. i hate it
when guys complain about women in their profiles. i think lots of
men are wonderful, respectful, reasonable.
ok, now i will say what i've been thinking about today: 2
omniscient men recently wrote to me. the first told me my joyful
little comments about squirting were wrong because women don't
squirt. the second told me my headless pics were photoshopped and
You should message me if
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I like men who think I'm charming not immature when I start
climbing on stuff in the park or practice hula hooping in my living
room- I was great as a teen and I can't figure out why I can't do
You're honest about your age, or if you've lied about it, you'll
tell me how old you really are. You're not wondering if your pics
are too old and misleading.
i'm not interested in casual sex.
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