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muddyshoes1

53 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 46–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Thanks for venturing past the pics to the tedious essay portion of my profile. I know you're tired of reading these things so I keep hacking off words. Eventually, I'll sound exactly like everyone else.

I know how it feels to get burnt out from sending messages that don't get a response. So, if you send me a thoughtful message, I promise to respond.

Cliff Notes me-- Remembering my English teacher's admonition, “show don't tell”, it's hard not to wince as I write this- I'm a lover of ideas, always considering the big picture, a sharp, critical thinker. And curious-- if I don't understand something, I'll ask a million ?? 'til it makes sense to me. Down-to-earth and easy to talk to, super affectionate xoxo, , sexually adventurous, self-aware, candid, an excellent listener, everyone calls me vivacious, and bold - not afraid to say the emperor's naked, stop a dogfight or straddle you on your lap and kiss you at a bar. I laugh easily so I'll probably think you're funny. Left of liberal. Well-traveled, but I won't bore you w a list of places I've visited.

I'm really 53 and my photos are recent, so no surprises.
What I’m doing with my life
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Professional Lorax. Playing in the park, keeping fit, relaxing w dog on belly listening to music, getting worse at word games. Listening to those great Sat. NPR shows. Meditating when I need to. Spending nice times w friends and sweet times w lovers to take the edge off loneliness. Writing non-fiction erotica. Recently, I've been sucked into the vortex of TED talks on youtube- today I learned the evolutionary explanation for why men jerk off so much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
gift wrapping- each one is a mini work of art ;) .
apologizing.
dancing. i'll give you a private show.
The first things people usually notice about me
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tiny size- 98 lbs. reckless hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
seems every guy on okc watches game of thrones. have never seen the show- are all the women naked?

(update: I found a site w sex scenes from GoT and oh boy, do I have some thoughts about that show now...)

voracious reader. love talking about books, reading favorite passages out loud (to you?). It felt like DFW crawled into my brain when he wrote Good Old Neon. Always reading a back issue of The New Yorker- will never catch up.

Music list- too daunting.
Song I wish I had written:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6bjqdll7DI

Food's yummy. Taste, aside, I think about what I put in my mouth, organic-wise, karma-wise- I like to know that my chicken led a happy, self-actualized chicken life.

how about sexiest movie scene w clothes on and no touching?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUHnYox0aQs.
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Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not weak or helpless, but when guys write that they're looking for an independent woman, I cringe. Maybe you mean it differently than I do, but I crave interdependence and I want to be w a man who does too.

You're honest about your age, or if you've lied about it, you'll tell me how old you really are. And, if you're wondering if your pics are too old/misleading, guess what..