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muffin613

28 F Colchester, VT

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First off, I am married (to this guy: VTtwistedKilt) but we are polyamorous/open/ethically non-monogamous/whatever you would like to label it. We have relationships outside of our own. Simple as that. You'll probably meet him at some point if we hit it off, he's pretty cool. I'm also kinky. I'll throw that out there early because if you're not, just walk away now. It's a significant part of who I am. If you're not already disgusted by these very ideas or are perhaps intrigued, by all means continue on. But, I have little to no interest in getting involved with people who don't know about poly or kink. And just because I am poly that I am poly that doesn't mean I am looking to just hook up.

I love meeting and getting to know new people though I can be rather shy believe it or not. I don't often initiate contact with people here so please send me a message if you're interested. I do encourage you to keep reading my profile however...

ISFJ if you're interested in those kinds of things.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time during the day as an office slave and co-own (soon to be sole owner, eep!) a dance studio. I spend a lot of my free time dancing (belly dance and burlesque) and working on choreography and costumes for said dancing. Don't be a perv and ask me for a private show, it won't happen. And I'm constantly updating this profile to make myself sound cooler than I really am. I am really busy and my schedule sucks but I aim to make time for the people important to me and for fun of course.

What else...I craft a bit. I make jewelry, hair flowers, costume bits, floggers...

I like to be outdoors as well. I love to camp, hike, kayak, snowshoe, or just sit outside and read. Just haven't had a lot of time the past couple years to do any of it so I'm admittedly a bit out of shape. I'd like to get back into yoga as well.
I’m really good at
Being honest and snarky and bratty and just an overall sarcastic wiseass. I tell it like it is, sometimes brutally. I can be a massive bitch sometimes, sorry, just being honest. Oh and I'm really good at swearing. I swear like a motherfucker. All the fucking time. oh! And I'm really good at being impatient. Like, a pro.

I like to think I'm good at cooking and baking. I haven't poisoned anyone yet. Haven't had a lot of time recently to cook much but I like to be in the kitchen. Just don't tell me to get in the kitchen, unless we have that sort of dynamic between us.
The first things people usually notice about me
Shouldn't other people answer this? I guess my hair. Except when my roots are showing. Well, I guess they would notice that too. oops. They also usually notice my tattoos. And my rack. I get a lot of comments about that...perverts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a big fantasy reader when I have time to read. Yes, I'm a dork. The Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time, Shannara, Song of Ice & Fire, The Sword of Truth...Always looking for recommendations!

I'll pretty much watch any movie genre. Horror, adventure, epic fantasy, and romantic comedies (yeah, I'm a chick) are my favorite. I really love horror. Cheesy horror, psychological, torture porn, zombies give it all to me! I'm also shamefully addicted to TV. Grey's Anatomy, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Walking Dead.

My music taste is pretty eclectic. I can more easily tell you what I don't like: jam bands, reggae, also not a big fan of most rap or country music or jazz though I can make exceptions. For sexy times I really like trip-hop. Heavy tribal drums also get me going. I'm a big fan of middle eastern, Celtic, industrial, electro-swing... give me a doumbek, an accordian, or a bagpipe and I'm usually happy.

And don't get me started on food...I love food. Cooking it and eating it. I try to eat vegan and gluten-free for health reasons (I'm not going to jump down your throat about killing animals, trust me). I still eat a lot of my favorite foods (read: bacon) in moderation and very occasionally (and sometimes I just fall off the vegan/gf bandwagon completely so don't be afraid to take me out to dinner, ha!) but I find great joy in challenging myself to find substitutions.
The six things I could never do without
Dance, music, friends, meaningful connections, the internet, sex. In reality I probably could survive without these things but it would be depressing to say the least.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
improving myself, recipes, choreographies, sex. I'd like to take some classes and maybe change my career direction.

How I am often in a state of undress (burlesque I swear!)

I also seem to spend a lot of time thinking about how to get others out of thinking about monogamy as the one twue way. I mean if it works for them great! But don't tell me what I'm doing is wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually alone since the husband works that night unless I have a performance or there's something I really want to go to. I'm usually snuggled up watching a movie at home unless someone takes me out. *hint hint* I also just realized how pathetic that sounds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really fucking selfish and I like to get my way. Sorry.

I come with a lot of toys if you know what I mean and if you don't well, I'm probably not interested.

I also seem to use winky smiley faces a lot. And I like My Little Pony. But not in a weird obsessive kinda way.

My house is a goddamn disaster. I'm not ashamed. Okay, maybe a little...
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You genuinely want to date me and will not cast me aside when you find someone else you may want to commit to or settle down with. I'm not into that fake "sure, I'm poly" bs. I'm looking for a genuine, open, and honest long-term relationship. Someone who understands that, despite the fact that I'm married, I can have other relationships. And here comes the shocker...you can too! Just be honest and open with me.

I also expect more substance in your first message than a "Hey" and/or "You're hot." You probably think I'm relatively good looking anyway if you're messaging me in the first place. Seriously, put some effort into it and make it at least seem like you read my profile and are interested in me for more than sex. AND HOLY FUCK USE PROPER GRAMMAR AND SPELL OUT THE DAMN WORDS! I abhor text speak even when texting. I'll forgive a few errors but please for the love of all that is good in this world put in some effort.

You might think it's cool that I get to see other people but that means if you're going to be in a relationship with me there is some sharing involved. With that said, I am cool with you seeing other people as well. But there is a lot of communication to be had in this type of relationship. This is not monogamy. That's how this goes. I find myself explaining this far too much so I'll just put this here. This can be a loaded subject so if you've never had experience with poly I'm happy to chat more but I really don't want to be "your teacher."

I'm not "420 friendly." Like at all. I don't like it, I don't like being around it, I don't like my partners using it. That's just how I roll. And if you're just some partier, don't bother. While I am interested in being taken out and shown a good time occasionally, I appreciate someone with more substance that I can also just hang out with all day doing nothing and have a perfectly good time with.

An additional caveat or two...if you don't live near me (within a 30 min drive or so) kindly don't waste my time or yours. I am not looking to just chat or cam or do the long distance thing or hook up!