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25 F Saranac, MI

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I really like otters. This tumblr encapsulates about 90% of my thoughts and beliefs: I also like eating meat (not from otters) and drinking delicious beers. I would describe myself as quietly effusive. I'm a good singer and a really terrible dancer. Most of my joy comes from music and I may get too excited about it, but that's because music is what makes life worth living. I own many books. I am exceedingly nerdy. I care about children's rights (among other good things).

Do yourself a favor and take 4 and a half minutes to listen to this:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from law school, so I guess now I'm an unemployed almost-lawyer. I'm staying in DC for the summer and will then be moving back to Michigan and looking for a job. So this summer, what I'm doing with my life is trying to actually enjoy it for once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing. Stockpiling useless knowledge. Watching many episodes of television shows in succession. Cards Against Humanity. Calling people on their bullshit. It's a good thing that these skills are relevant to my chosen profession.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you happen to be staring directly at my left ankle, it's probably the five inch scar from when I became part machine. If I'm listening to good music, it may be that I have an idiotic grin on my face and am tapping my thigh perhaps too noticeably while walking alone down the street. Also, I was recently told that I sort of curtsy sometimes when I'm being awkward..which you may be able to tell is rather frequently. I don't really know what that (the weird curtsy thing) is about - maybe I'm displaced in time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I unfortunately haven't had a lot of time to read for pleasure lately, but right now I'm working on the Song of Ice and Fire series. Other recent favorites: Infinite Jest, 100 Facts about Pandas, Fun Home, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Tolkien. And as a child who started reading them in 1997, Harry Potter of course.

Movies: When I'm busy I tend to watch thoughtless comedy/action movies (escapism, I suppose). I also appreciate a really good period drama. In the past year or so, I've really liked the Avengers, Bridesmaids, Django Unchained, and the Dark Knight Rises. Other favorites - Amadeus, Real Genius, the Hangover, Tommy Boy, the Usual Suspects.

TV Shows: Buffy. Anything Bryan Fuller - Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me. Hannibal is amazing. Sherlock, Fringe, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, various British comedies (Peep Show, IT Crowd, Snuff Box, etc.), Arrested Development. I marathoned Battlestar Galactica last summer after I had ankle surgery, but I should probably watch it again since I was on percocet...

Music: My taste is kind of eclectic and changeable. Also, I don't really believe in genres. The only generalization I'm willing to make is that I usually like artists who are better live than recorded. But as a sample of what I've been listening to recently: Chris Thile, Mountain Goats, Violent Femmes, Elvis Costello, Nick Drake, the Magnetic Fields, Andrew Bird, Laura Marling (please listen to her new album right this instant!), Jimi Hendrix, Manu Chao, the Velvet Underground, Neil Young, Johnny Flynn, Nirvana, Villagers, tenThing (Norwegian all-female 10 piece brass ensemble), the Talking Heads, Patrick Watson. So sort of folk-y, with a mix of other good things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the choral public domain library. lactose tolerance. comfy dresses that make you look fashionable when you really just threw on one article of clothing and ran out the door. that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
learning to play the accordion, taking all my student loan money, and moving to an obscure European city to be a street performer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It used to be studying but I am done with way too much school, so now hopefully it will be seeing live music, drinking beer, playing games, and generally being a young human.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an embarrassingly picky eater. I'm trying to expand my tastes, but you may laugh at me for having the palate of a Midwestern child. Also, I am not a visually-oriented person and get bored almost immediately at art museums.
You should message me if
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You think we have similar interests and could have some fun together, I guess? Unless you answered that you think flag burning is worse than book burning, because we are going to have some major problems. Especially message me if you want to hear live music and/or drink beer.

Bonus points if you get what my username is referencing.