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muffinmania583

22 M West Lafayette, IN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is driven by stories. We don't remember the little people, mostly because their stories have little to say that we don't already know. No one would remember Patrick Bateman were he not a killer.

So we need stories. We need things to put into that story. We need quirks for our characters and a good plot for them to motivate them. But most of all, we need to know how to phrase the words correctly to elicit emotions, to grab attention, to show the best that the story could be.

For that, we must live. We must be odd. We must be irresponsible. The dancers and the readers and the poets and the protesters are remembered because they tell their stories and they know how to tell it right. They have their character quirks and they know how to manipulate them to drive their stories.

I'm looking to enhance my story. I want more characters in it. I want the experiences that drive a plot. I seek to learn and to help others learn, so as not to just make my story, but to help in writing others.

Hi, I'm Brad. I love comics, communism and ska, and I want to just adventure all day. This is my story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Destroying cultural hegemony, looking for trees to climb, tuning into Eris and other crazy folks on the good ol' pineal gland, and studying psychology and sociology at Purdue.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...thinking too much, procrastinating life for the internet, writing poetry, bullshitting, singing, screaming/growling, beatboxing, making messes, sleeping, being loud when talking about awkward subjects, apparently being funny?, making toast, lounging in my underpants.

What I'm not good at: Accurately playing air instruments.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably how super loud I am. I always talk about stupid shit really loudly, getting weird looks everywhere I go. Or they might notice me singing to myself. I do that a lot and did I mention that I'm loud?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I find myself reading a lot on anarchist/communist political theory and race issues of late. More to come when I find some that I can call "favorites."
The Name of the Wind, Brave New World, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Giving Tree, 1984, everything by LeGuin, Palahniuk, Kafka and Vonnegut, instruction manuals, esoteric shit.

Comics
Any Green Lantern title, Transmetropolitan, The Walking Dead, most Batman titles, Invincible, Chew (mostly anything Image puts out, really), Watchmen, Saga, V for Vendetta, Y the Last Man, and probably anything ever that Brian Bendis, Warren Ellis, Robert Kirkman, Alan Moore or Brian K. Vaughn writes.

Movies:
Almost every bad horror movie, zombie movies, Being John Malkovich, V for Vendetta, Inception, Machete, Grindhouse, Pan's Labyrinth, My Neighbor Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Thank You for Smoking, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, BASEketball...
There's more but I suck at remembering stuff. I'll get back to you when I make a run through Netflix.

Music:
I know it's cliche, but I really do listen to almost everything, from Gregorian chanting to grindcore and all the odd little things in between. It's mostly a good amount of ska, folk metal, punk, rap, death metal, and black metal, though. Specific bands I love right now:
Streetlight Manifesto, Less than Jake, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Death Grips, Big D and the Kid's Table, Kanye, Korpiklaani, The Aquabats, Arkona, Napalm Death, Action Bronson, Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth, Mayhem, Immortal, Wolves in the Throne Room, Chance the Rapper, Dead Kennedys, Nine Inch Nails, Amon Amarth, Immortal, Cattle Decapitation, Immortal Technique, NWA, Public Enemy, Mykki Blanco, Eazy-E, Tupac, Snoop Dogg/Lion, earlier Dimmu Borgir, Eluveitie

TV:
I define my life by Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Parks and Recreation and Scrubs. Otherwise, I like Community, Breaking Bad, Buffy, Firefly, Scrubs, Wilfred, Misfits, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Sherlock, Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, Louie, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, The IT Crowd, Better Off Ted, Last Booth On the Left, Bob's Burgers

Food:
I like shitty greasy dinners, breakfast after midnight and lemon rice soup, which really is nowhere else in the world except northwest Indiana. Otherwise, I'm mostly a vegetarian, save for chicken and bacon. I can't live without my bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics, philosophy, black metal, hats, Eris, and bacon.

Things I can do without: Government, patriarchy, capitalism, discrimination, and pants. DOWN WITH THE STATE! DOWN WITH YOUR PANTS!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, love, string theory, religion, fractals, dreams, humanity, Batman (usually Batman Beyond actually), sex, psychology, sociology, politics, BDSM, beards and mustaches, metal, ska, how to write a decent song or poem, power structures, communism, feminism, how to improve the life of the world, how beautiful math is, especially the number 144, magick and the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis.

ALSO BUTTS. BUTTS ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something dumb with good friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still occasionally sleep with a stuffed Pokemon doll. (It's a Piplup if you're wondering.)
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're an odd duck, you know Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck wit, you see the fnords, you know a good tree to climb, you want to recommend good books to me, you want to smoke a bowl, you read comics, you play D&D, you're fond of silly wigs/hats, you want to talk about politics, you have a love of science or math and have to share it, you want to take a walk at 3 in the morning, you want to dance horribly with an awkward nerd, you wish to destroy the power structures of the world and/or you want to hold hands and skip down the street.

Or, ya know, if I interested you or anything, I guess.