Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
I DO NOT
WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
AND FUCK YOU FOR ASKING ME
Now that that's out of the way.
Fierce queer femme with soulful brown eyes and a lot of opinions
seeks badass gender nonconformist for road trips, moonlit picnics,
beach bonfires, crimefighting. Vegans accepted, but be warned
you'll have to teach me how to feed you. Bring your free spirit and
a bottle of cheap Merlot. I'll bring the flamethrower and the clove
I have ridiculous hair and I ask stupid questions. I used to have a
lot of friends but they are slowly scattering to the corners of the
earth to do their own amazing (or not) things. This is a fact that
I have moped about enough, and am now wielding my mostly-clean
social slate as an object of opportunity. I move around a lot and I
have yet to find a place where I "fit." Therefore, I'm trying to
connect with people from all walks of life, from all over the
country. Or even outside of it. Perhaps OkCupid will be useful in
this endeavor, yes?
I am a delightful queer and p much a aromantic. I think warring on
terror sounds stupid as hell, but kicking patriarchy in the balls
over and over would be cool. Is fighting concepts as though they
were physical beings still a thing, or did that go out with the
I would like to talk to you about Homestuck.
Okay if you are still reading this ramble of incoherency I am
surprised. Uh. If there's anything else you could POSSIBLY want to
know about me message plox.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cutting my ties to everything and launching myself into space
without a plan!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making weird crafty things, attracting all the wrong sort
of attention, listening, sassing. Cooking. I have been cooking
dinner for a family of 6 every night for a couple months and I have
MAD leveled up in delicious, thrifty, please-everyone cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My fucking piercings. YES they hurt what the hell kind of question
Also I talk like a jackass. I don't know how it started or why I do
it but I can't fix it now. If I've messaged you, you've probably
noticed I use phrases like "mad pimp" and "hella rox" and
"broblerone." I do this in real life. Unconsciously. Unironically.
I'm so sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books without pictures:
William Gibson, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury. Just finished
Crichton's Andromeda Strain. Good stuff. I also read a lot of
nonfiction - you can often find me hovering in the queer/women's
section in the ol' bookstore. I don't have any favorite writers in
particular in that field, but it's hella brain-candy for me.
Books with pictures:
Warren Ellis, just about anything Vertigo craps out. Current
favorites are Transmetropolitan and Tank Girl coz that shit is
I love the sci-fi, from cheese to grit. Stuff like Enemy Mine and
ALIEN and Bladerunner and Pandorum and your freaking spectrum of
zombie movies. I also love animated movies and things that are
Secret: I dont' care for gay movies, as a rule. It might just be me
but it seems like every gay movie I've ever seen is miserably
depressing and beating you over the head with its message, or way
too over-the-top campy feel-good fluff.
What kind of self-respecting queer would I be if I didn't lose my
shit over Project Runway? And what kind of self-respecting 90s
child would I be if I weren't mad-crazy over The X-Files? Those are
my two favorite things ever. Lesser loves include crime dramas
(except for NCIS), home decorating shows, and cooking shows (I'm
such a femme). I also love shows that follow inspirational physical
or lifestyle transformations, like How To Look Good Naked, What Not
To Wear, Intervention, Extreme Makeover, and your occasional
tastefully-handled trans bio.
Secret: I appreciate what Glee is doing, but man do I hate that
I have terrible taste in music, but can appreciate just about
anything. I like to groove it. I frequently make up my own songs to
groove it to. And sing them. Out loud.
Varies by the day. I'm a foodie and I love a good restaurant, but
even more than that I love to cook. It's awesome to go into the
kitchen, especially with a family member or a friend or two, throw
some shit together and MAKE IT WORK. Cooking is so much fun and
food totally brings people together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Something to read
-Something to drink
-Something to smoke
-Something to think about
-Something to create
-Someone to do it all with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to figure out why things are the way they are, and what if
anything I want to change, and most of all where the hell I'm going
to go and how I'm gonna get there. I already know there's nothing
for me here. What's it like in your town?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know the words to "Bohemian Rhapsody." I'm appropriately
ashamed of this fact.
You should message me if
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