My profile usually starts like this:
Fuck! What a stupid username I got. – Well, that happens when you don’t care anymore after the 10th try to find an unused one.
My personality page says I’m experienced in love and sex-driven. ;-) That is okay. But I’m “more arrogant”, too?? – Well, find out yourself! (edit: yep, a friend confirmed... :-)
Otherwise I’m a funny, intelligent and realistic person. – The thing is, I’m really funny and intelligent. You can count on that! With a you-get-your-time-back guarantee.
I’m a relationship anarchist (includes polyamory). What does that mean? – If my head comes across “(romantic) relationship” or “significant other” they get replaced with “friendship” and “best friend”. Would you still understand the following: “I’m looking for a serious [friendship].” or “How long do you want your next [friendship] to last?” or “Would you quit your [friendship] if your [best friend] had sex with someone else?” or “Your [best friend’s] ex-[best friend] comes to town and they want to have dinner together. How do you feel”?
Actually this game works even better if you replace “having sex” with “playing badminton” (or any other sport/activity you love). I do that: “[playing badminton] is sacred”, “you shouldn’t [play badminton] before you get married”, “I want a girl who never [played badminton] before...” Hilarious, hm?
If you do these replacements, you can probably answer any sex/relationship related question you may ask me yourself. ;-)