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  • Ages 20-36
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My details

Last online
Mar 8
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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to eat cherry tomatoes more than is probably necessary.

I played a game with my friends one time called I Think You Think I Think. They had to guess what I would want to be if I could be anything in the whole entire world. There was a unanimous vote that I would be a hobo. I thought that I would want to be the king of a country but, apparently not. According to one friend it was because "I'd like the freedom."

I learned how to play the harp in college. Just because. Kind of like how I tried to teach myself Japanese. Itadakemasu!

Someday I'd like to own a piano, along with a place large enough to house said piano.

Also, I've decided that I won't be an adult until I buy a lint brush for myself. So, basically I'm just gonna try to put off that purchase for as long as possible.

I think the world could do with a few less frame stores.

I like it when dogs wear shoes.

I am green, animated, and bashful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

simultaneously trying to avoid and answer questions like this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doing things on the fly, being silly, getting bitten by mosquitos, making faces at babies, making faces in general, sitting on porches, ping-pong, charades, blushing, tickling, roughhousing, thumb wars, making leaf piles, paper airplanes and snow angels, getting sunburned, pouring cereal in a bowl, getting lost, procrastinating, drinking chocolate milk, playing 'Guess Who?' with strictly hypothetical questions, vacuuming, skipping, spelling things incorrectly, and forgetting things instantaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my hair is insane.

Also, I punctuate the ends of sentences with facial expressions. Whether or not they actually correspond to the sentence is irrelevant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a)Ender's Game, Black Beauty, The Grapes of Wrath, Middlesex, Breakfast of Champions, Hitchhiker's Guide, Dave Berry Does Japan, David Sedaris anything, French/English Dictionary

(b)Manos, The Hands Of Fate, just kidding, ummm...Amelie, the Princess Bride, American Beauty, The Coneheads, the Muppets Take Manhattan, Raising Arizona, Real Genius, Rover Dangerfield, The Little Giants, The Fifth Element, Wayne's World, Secretary, The Care Bear's Movie (the one with Nicolas), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Ernest Saves Christmas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the Birdcage, Rushmore, The Usual Suspects, Uncle Buck, Die Hard, The Red Violin, Heavy Weights, My Cousin Vinny, Moonstruck, George of the Jungle, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bridget Jones's Diary, Kissing Jessica Stein, The Witches, anything Monty Python, Return of the King

(c) Ottis Redding, Man Man, James Brown, Ben Folds Five, Rufus Wainwright, Weird Al, Sam Cooke, Queen, Ella Fitzgerald, They Might Be Giants, Jump Little Children, Regina Spektor, The Ink Spots, Blues Traveler, The Ditty Bops, Semisonic, Fiona Apple

(d) Anything my grandmother makes, most of the things my mother makes (splenda brownies? seriously?), grilled cheese when it's cold outside, cereal when I'm lazy, Thai/Chinese/Ethiopian/Mexican/French/Everything else when going out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
trees, people who are good with directions, music, imagination, nyquil, and highlighters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To what extent am I actually awkward? What, exactly, does one do with a degree in art history? Maybe I shouldn't make so many faces, I mean, some of them are kinda terrible. I really want to spoon. Is it obvious that I'm trying to flirt? TLC really has some cool shows.* I should probably learn how to cook.

*This profile was made a long time ago. I am referring to the "golden age" of TLC when I actually felt like I was learning something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get annoyed when friends eat the curliest of my curly fries. Because, somehow, those just taste better.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You too love four-way stops, or if you know where these quotes are from:

"Where is he? Where is Martin? I need him to help me with my will. Having walked from the airport, I'll be dead soon."

"Hi...I'm in...Delaware."

"...and Oliver has run himself over!"

"meanwhile at the very big and expensive waterfall set."


Or, if you don't know them.

Or, if you like to ramble and enjoy talking to others like you.