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muninled

27 Dorchester, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:25pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Poly-saturated and parenting besides. As a result, I don't log in much anymore. I'm poly. My wife, saudade_taco, and boyfriends, EmZozo and wachu712, say hi.

I tend to mix overbearing and kindness in equal measure. You have been warned. It has been suggested that I might be a orgasm technician and/or an angry Pomeranian. I am not as sex-crazed as I seem, but it makes for a good read.

Also, I'd love to see you naked. Not just in that creepy internet way... I really love the naked human body. Is that a over-personal and forward way to begin a profile? (I don't think so.) It's not just nudity... I'd love to see you getting dressed in the morning with the detritus of your daily life in the background. Perhaps it's just that I want to see more of you than the smiling face you put as your profile pic.

"The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age,
he can not find the proper words to describe his only world.
One would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike,
one would have a brilliant rhyme for each and every bit of time.
Himalaya is my old time stomping ground (oh yes, time is of the essence).,
Manitoba, better snows I've never found (oh yes, time is of the essence)"

The Yeti - Clutch

p.s. There is a monster at the end of this profile, don't go any farther...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cook professionally. I was born in West Virginia and raised all over South NJ. My mother and I only stayed in a town longer than a year or so after I started working to pay the bills. So while I tend toward silly and goofy on most things, I take work/employment/commitment very seriously.

I am very interested in kink and alternative sexuality. I've been practicing rope harnesses and knot-tying, but still have much to learn. I tend to be far more attracted to guys, especially when it comes to more casual interactions.

I watch weird movies (or at least the beginnings of them). I read compulsively, especially bad scifi and trashy paranormal romance. Practicing for the 2016 Sex Olympics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- "Speaking 24 dialects of feline simultaneously." - NEPTUNE9
- Singing loudly (not well)
- changing diapers
- cooking
- reading
- forgetting how books and movies end
- rereading and rewatching
- pissing people off :-)
- making lists
- crossing things off lists
- Not sleeping or sleeping
- sharpening my knives & staring people down... best game ever!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a redhead. I'm topless so you can see my shoulder tats (see profile pics). I just realized that I'm topless in quite a few of my photo's. Hmmm... I swear I didn't plan it that way, I just don't wear shirts. I might even be naked... yep I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
EVERYTHING... I own most of Dean Koontz's early works. I gave up after the Odd Thomas series. I might be the only man who is in love with both Anne McCaffrey and Mercedes Lackey. Right now I am trying to collect as many of the 'Darkover' series by Marion Zimmer Bradley. The fun part is that she started in the 60's and a goodly sized chunk of the books are out of print. I also have plans on collecting all the Star Trek pocket books, even though a lot of them are wretched.

Great fantasy series:
Night Huntress series by Jeanine Frost.
PATRICIA BRIGGS = AWESOME
Ilona Andrews just fucking rocks! Whitechapel Gods by S.M. Peters is hauntingly delicious. Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.

Nonfiction on sex:
"THE CRIMES OF THE GENITAL SENSE"
"The Trouble with Normal - sex, politics, and the ethics of queer life" by Michael Warner
SEX AT DAWN

Movies:
Bandits,
Killer Drag Queens on Dope,

Barbarella, THIRST, Empire Records, Mixed Nuts, The In-Laws (the original), Princess Bride, Happy Accidents, Haute Tension, Fantastic Planet - thank you AmbivalentArray for reminding me.

Shows:

Firefly, Star Trek (only the good ones), Mr. Brain, Game of Thrones (not caught up yet!), Doctor Who, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Music:
Janis Joplin,
Clutch,
The Bakerton Group (Clutch as a jazz band),
Kristin Hersh,
MURDER BY DEATH,
Miyavi,
Pat Benatar (My Clone Sleeps Alone) I SAW HER LIVE!

Eileen Ivers, Nickel Creek, Mago De Oz, Circa Survive, Alison Kruass & Union Station, Rasputina, Alice Smith, Tool, The Waifs, Aerosmith (cause I'm just that cool), Fiona Apple, The B-52's, Cake, Garth Brooks, St. Vincent, The Wipers, Tune-Yards, Etc... is Anyone actually going to read this?

The Cure... Lullaby, Close to me
Fascination Street Listen to this song loudly, on headphones- it sounds like neon sound waves are oscillating inside your brain

Right now I am obsessed with RUNRIG, J-rock...

ADAM ANT: he has a song called "human bondage den" 'nuff said.

Please just listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQUGfDAQZzs
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbSXZvbC6Wo

Food: anything I don't have to cook myself-- it's my time off, dammit!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, whiskey, access to music, coffee, water, air
or
My Knives, a sharpening stone, a micro-plane, rubber clogs with insoles, fresh fruit, and... a diamond steel.
or
2X "One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"
or
Six Geese A-laying
or
oral sex

Really, like I'm actually gonna tell you what I need. Fine, I will - a pen, an empty match book, some duct tape, an encroaching deadline, and a last name of MacGyver (we already share a 1st name)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
::Holy Christ, the sidebar just had an ad for hot-dogs. A guy and a girl were both eating said product and the only thing I could think was "Fuck yeah, Bi-sexual threesome, suck on the hotdog!"::

sex (real, imagined, fictitious... often gay), If I ate today? Is it morally reprehensible to begin drinking at 2 in the afternoon when you wake up around noon? Who the voodoo doll on my desk is actually 'attached' to? Why it took until 23 to discover colored briefs from american apparel?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sweating my ass off feeding a bunch of... I mean, cooking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like my ass being bitten. Seriously? Ask me, I'll tell you anything. Unless you are a creepy internet person!

I have a fetlife profile, And I honestly never use it, because I haven't made any effort to be part of the kink scene in boston. If you'd like the name, drop me a message. I might answer you.

When I'm bored I pretend I'm a radio... if you pulled on my ears, I'd sing a different song. My nose is the sleep button. Nobody has ever guessed about this.

At one point I was keeping a journal in a hymnal (wonder where that ended up).

I was mostly celibate until a couple of years ago. I had my reasons, but I might be making up for lost time. It's strange after so many years of solitude and restraint that I find myself frequently in situations where I feel the need to apologize for my sexuality. Ah well, FUCK OFF! I'm horny, impulsive, and still in entranced with the idea that lust/attraction/attachment can be reciprocal. I'm also very interested in chastity play. (What? I am a perv, deal)

-accidental revolutionary
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you want to.

- you have some real vanilla beans, 'cause I keep forgetting to buy some. Creme Anglaise just isn't the same without it.

- or if you happen to be a gay man named Jesus/Jesús. 'Cause I'd love to sing "yes jesus loves me" during sex. Also moaning "oh God' would be all types of awkward!

- You just were eaten by a monster... crunch! (what? I warned you!)

SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS FULL OF BABY AND WIFE AND BOYFRIEND(s). So while I would love to hear from you, I often don't have time.