I tend to mix overbearing and kindness in equal measure. You have been warned. It has been suggested that I might be a orgasm technician and/or an angry Pomeranian. I am not as sex-crazed as I seem, but it makes for a good read.
Also, I'd love to see you naked. Not just in that creepy internet way... I really love the naked human body. Is that a over-personal and forward way to begin a profile? (I don't think so.) It's not just nudity... I'd love to see you getting dressed in the morning with the detritus of your daily life in the background. Perhaps it's just that I want to see more of you than the smiling face you put as your profile pic.
"The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age,
he can not find the proper words to describe his only world.
One would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike,
one would have a brilliant rhyme for each and every bit of time.
Himalaya is my old time stomping ground (oh yes, time is of the essence).,
Manitoba, better snows I've never found (oh yes, time is of the essence)"
The Yeti - Clutch
p.s. There is a monster at the end of this profile, don't go any farther...