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munkeybear

32 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a super nerdy lighting guy, or at least i was until i landed an adult job. I'm still a big nerd, but now i carry a laptop instead of a crescent wrench, but my hands are still immune to the unbearable heatness of fire. First person to get that reference gets a SPECIAL PRIZE! Work wise I help co-ordinate everything from rock and roll, theater, fashion, electronic music festivals and corporate events. I love it. A lot lot. I keep my own hours, so I can run off and do what I want when I want, and I get paid to go to concerts and festivals. I also go on short stints over seas with a DJ, who just wants to say hello to his friends and make some rock and roll. He's a really nice guy!

Yeeeeeeeeah Boy, you jelly yet?

It's cool, i'd be jelly too.

Buggering off during the day usually involves me taking a bike ride or heading to the gym, listening to music, reading a book (not a sports page, or a magazine, a fuckin' book) or taking a sweet, sweet nap. Ahh naps.

I miss standing on the tops of ladders, so I've been getting my heights fix from rock climbing. Now, I usually like to be instantly good at any activity, however I still suck at rock climbing, but I won't give up. Seriously. I watch these people at the gym move with grace and ease, and I am as clumsy as a drunk monkey on the wall.

I love to laugh, stay up late, and go way too far past the line.
I love BADASS kitties and asian sun bears (aka monkeybears). Actually, I generally love animals, but not in the way that I want to own a herd of cats or anything. They're just so interesting as complex evolutionary creatures with dynamic social lives etc.

JUST LIKE THE PEOPLES!

oh yeah...
Rats freak my shit right out. Seriously. If you want to watch a grown man scream like a little girl.... Show me a dirty sewer rat.

So I've just gotten out of a long term relationship, which is a weird turn of phrase now that i think of it. Sounds like prison, or a bad job, or the hospital. Anyway, the short and long of it is I'm not really looking for another long term relationship, at least not for a while.

I am Fergilicious, so nutritous, and delicious
What I’m doing with my life
Getting used to the whole adult life thing, getting back in shape, being genuine and honest.

Also- working on a few scripts in my free time.
I’m really good at
Cooking, parking, making people laugh, not being afraid of heights, hugging, cuddling, fencing and other sword play, lifting heavy things, taking the long way home, making mixes, making coffee, rollin' 20's every time, never giving you up, never letting you down, or hurting you, focusing on a goal, having a little perspective, listening to others, and making connections.

I also have 100% success in teaching kitties to play fetch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a MEAST

meast :half man half beast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by John Steinbeck, David Sedaris, Kerouac, and Chuck Palahinuk. THE SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SERIES IS FERAKING AMAZING. I also love comics, ie: American Splendor, Allen Moore, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman, and Garth Ennis. THE GAME OF THRONES SERIES I have a soft spot for Red Meat, Dinosaur Comics, Maakies and Prairie Bible Fellowship. I also love my cut and thrust swordplay book.

Movies: Cohen Brothers, Being John Malkovich, anything by Christopher Nolan, Werner Herzog who was just on the SIMPSONS!, Wes Anderson, Tarkovsky, any director worth their salt. I love foreign, indie, sci fi, stoner comedies, B moives, and weird movies that make you uncomfortable. German films, films films films... Oh and possibly the best thing ever made is Wizard People, Dear Readers.

Music: So, I've been realizing that music is not only my job, but an immense force in my life. Seriously i count my lucky stars that I am where I am today. Oh, and MAC DRE.

I've been thinking of a good way to describe my favorite music. I had previously written a small rant about not wanting to copy and paste my itunes library, and I came up with a better idea. I'll copy and paste my Pandora stations, ahh the laziness of the intertron. I love Pandora, and i feel increadbly bad for my canadian homies who can enjoy it. If you're interested in my musical taste, now you too can experience what i like to bounce 'wit.

Gorillaz, Devo, Notorious BIG, Asshole (song by Beck off of One foot in the Grave... his best album ever, thank you very much, La Roux, Joy Division, Bassnector, Justice, MC Chris, Ting Tings, Jurassic 5, Maps and Atlases, Good Old War, MGMT, 764 Hero and Modest Mouse, Murder City Devils, Jay Z, Belle and Sebastien, Elliott Smith, Sleater-Kinney, A tribe called Question and Immortal Technique (he's the message and the money), Nero, Netsky, Hank Williams, Skrillex, Soul Coughing (maybe the best band ever... on the fence about that) Gogol Bordello, Cee Loo, and finally RUSH!

Amanda Palmer is a goddess. I'll probably message you with her lyrics. If i do this, please take it as a huge compliment.

Food: Anything you can put mustard on or anything I have not tried before, and that might include whats on your plate. I love Moroccan, French, Mexican, Japanese, or anything you can use to eat mustard with.
The six things I could never do without
music
freedom
coffee
my glasses
interesting people
my bike and motor cycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lighting, color, pretty girls, things to put mustard on, quality or kwality beer, politics, the future, Robots, monkey robots, zombies, and random trivia.

i also think about the simplistic perfection of life. It helps keep a positive perspective.

I also think about your mom alot.
but lets be honest, who can't stop thinking of your mom?
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting in the wings of a show
finally getting to see a movie
working some stupid corporate party
rocking out
drinking with friends, playing footbag
training cats to battle ninjas
battling against the suck

Recently i have been getting into the best shows in town with out monitary transactions. Which is raaaaad.

also- finding that dancing all night can substitute for a work out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an eternal spring of lint coming from my bellybutton.

Come children, delight in it's vastness.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are a friend in need of a friend indeed, or if you want to run around a park tickling each other.

Or you know, if you're new to town i'm a pretty rad tour guide. I have access to a pithe helmet and everything.